title

"And only until my withered, diseased little asshole has squeezed its last fecal drops through its chafed and puckered darkness will I leave."

Best sentence in the English language

tfw they get back home

A woman I know of got so mad for her husband cheating on her that he had to buy her out of the house... And the last thing she did before moving out was to hide shrimps in the curtain rods. The man and his new woman couldn't get rid of the stench whatever they did, and they couldn't stand it... Story ends with his ex wife buying the house dirt cheap. The man brought the curtain rods with him when he moved. True fucking story.

>ex wifes face when

if they live alone just fucking shit in their toilet
just imagine waking up to find a strangers butt log chillin' in your toilet

In the toilet
nobody would expect it

on top of the ceiling fan

Why not just shit in a jar and dip the paintbrush in there instead of holding it in?

shit in the back of the toilet that holds the water.

they flush the shit only to find more shit

Put a decent amout on the top sides of their ceiling fan blades, they'll turn the fan on to help get rid of the smell then BAM!
Chocolate rain.

Fuck you Dodoria!

Or...this.

wut

My stomach hurts,i havent laughed like that in months!