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green frog
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Reposting a comment I made a while ago:
Being the hell of a sister i was (I'm 17), i wanted ot play a prank on my brother(16).
I got pineapples. Lots and lots of pineapples.
Every morning, I would put one(Or use the same one from the other day) next to his bed with a note:
"Love, pineapple<3"
He wondered how the heel it got there, but oh, that wasn't enough for me, no.
I did this at school too. In his locker, I would do the same. After every class, he would have a pineapple inside waiting for him. This is when shit gets wierd
I start putting"soon" insted of "love pineapple<3"
(comment below)
Being the hell of a sister i was (I'm 17), i wanted ot play a prank on my brother(16).
I got pineapples. Lots and lots of pineapples.
Every morning, I would put one(Or use the same one from the other day) next to his bed with a note:
"Love, pineapple<3"
He wondered how the heel it got there, but oh, that wasn't enough for me, no.
I did this at school too. In his locker, I would do the same. After every class, he would have a pineapple inside waiting for him. This is when shit gets wierd
I start putting"soon" insted of "love pineapple<3"
(comment below)
This goes on for about a month. He starts getting wierd and scared. One day, I knew this had to stop, so I had a plan.
My mom and dad were gone for 2 days, so just me, him, grandma(Who slleps 24/7)and the pineapples.
That day, he went out with his pals to a movie and food.
This was the night.Oh yes, this would be Legen-(wait for it)-dairy.
I put pineapples in his room EVERYWERE. On every on of them i wrote "THIS IS IT!!!".
So, when he got home, he turned on the lights on his room- pineapplesfucking everywere! on his window, desk,closet... He ran out of the house screming.
He came back half an hour later- by then I cleaned up his room and acted likenothing happened.
I asked him if he wanted some pineapple.
He said no in a paniking voice and went
Give my brother a fear of a tropical fruit- CHECK
My mom and dad were gone for 2 days, so just me, him, grandma(Who slleps 24/7)and the pineapples.
That day, he went out with his pals to a movie and food.
This was the night.Oh yes, this would be Legen-(wait for it)-dairy.
I put pineapples in his room EVERYWERE. On every on of them i wrote "THIS IS IT!!!".
So, when he got home, he turned on the lights on his room- pineapplesfucking everywere! on his window, desk,closet... He ran out of the house screming.
He came back half an hour later- by then I cleaned up his room and acted likenothing happened.
I asked him if he wanted some pineapple.
He said no in a paniking voice and went
Give my brother a fear of a tropical fruit- CHECK
#7
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alawabidingcitizen (01/29/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
This made me laugh out loud for the first time in, like, a month; I'm not talking about polite "hehe" chuckling at jokes that aren't really funny or that psychotic laughter you get right after killing a fuckton of enemies in a game (any game, really) while taking minimal damage.
No.
I'm talking full on, "laughed so hard I cried, got blinded by my own joyous tears, fell out of my chair, hit the floor so hard I couldn't breathe, made that retarded seal sound so that when my younger brother came in to see what the problem is he became legitimately concerned I was having a seizure," kind of laughter.
I live a sheltered life and am a pitiful thing to behold.
No.
I'm talking full on, "laughed so hard I cried, got blinded by my own joyous tears, fell out of my chair, hit the floor so hard I couldn't breathe, made that retarded seal sound so that when my younger brother came in to see what the problem is he became legitimately concerned I was having a seizure," kind of laughter.
I live a sheltered life and am a pitiful thing to behold.
#13
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EpicFailures (01/29/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
I'm sick with influenza, so when I laughed like a retard at this, I sounded like a squeaky toy.
#48
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N. Korean citizen (01/30/2013) [+]
(1 reply)
Not only is this a repost, it is from a site that took the image from 4Chan.... Son in a way it is a repostception.
Shortly after he posted this, Beanie baby frogs popped up on 4chan because he said "Fuck" again.