Squids day off. Squids day getting off. What non ill person spends their day off with a random box of tissues on their coffee table? A squid thats about to fap  description is Horny
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#17 - Soilwork
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#40 to #17 - anon id: 3acf4257
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your name, i like it
User avatar #9 - YllekNayr
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.....totally legitimate question here.

Does no one else just have a box of tissues on a desk or table to blow their nose with at all times?
User avatar #54 to #9 - maxismahname
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I have one right now. but i'm sick so it doesn't count
User avatar #22 to #9 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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I keep them on the back of the toilet.

LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!
#15 to #9 - jaigurudevaom
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I have a box on my desk at work
I have a box on my desk at work
User avatar #10 to #9 - zramn
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...You're not alone, I thought that keeping a box of tissues was normal, but apparently its sole use is fapping...
#11 to #10 - yunablade
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Used to have one, stopped when I received too many jokes bout the subject.

<- MFW 574th joke about it.
#14 - defectivetoast
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You can't blame him.  His life seems pretty boring. Plus he has no gf.
You can't blame him. His life seems pretty boring. Plus he has no gf.
User avatar #30 to #14 - thadin
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I think squidward may prefer blowing on clarinets.
I'm talking about dicks. He may be gay.
User avatar #36 to #14 - stripey
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he got a gf in a recent episode though I think.
#13 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account**
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#8 - darknesincontrol
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This is why Squidward hates Spongbob, because he keeps on disturbing him on his most intimate moments with his tentacles.   
Spongbob The Tentacleblocker
This is why Squidward hates Spongbob, because he keeps on disturbing him on his most intimate moments with his tentacles.
Spongbob The Tentacleblocker
#25 - ferndizzle
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how awesome would it be to fap with 8 hands... think about it... realllllly think about it... nonstop pleasure...
how awesome would it be to fap with 8 hands... think about it... realllllly think about it... nonstop pleasure...
#34 to #25 - snakefire
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I have two hands but only use one   
   
If I had 8 I could efficiently sext and fap though
I have two hands but only use one

If I had 8 I could efficiently sext and fap though
User avatar #26 to #25 - redrex
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but the suckers? that would hurt like **** i bet
User avatar #27 to #26 - ferndizzle
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not 8 tentacles.... 8 hands... think about it.... 8... well crafted.... evenly lotioned hands
User avatar #28 to #27 - redrex
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still, what the **** would you do with 8 hands? thats just overkill
User avatar #29 to #28 - ferndizzle
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more like overjoy
User avatar #16 - secretlywheatbread
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Imagine fapping with tentacles.
How that would feel.
With those suction cups on them.
I'm sorry ._.
#6 - SmellyClaw
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**SmellyClaw rolled a random image posted in comment #308517 at Video Games Board ** What hes masturbating to
User avatar #33 to #6 - mydogpikachu
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eh i prefer the SNES
#12 to #6 - jorgeaga
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Can't blame him, those are some pretty good games.
#47 - erftgyhu
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#53 to #47 - appleyjack **User deleted account**
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#55 to #47 - worldatarms
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MY EYES!
MY EYES!
User avatar #56 to #47 - madmaninside
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see magical fairy princess!!! this is a real person to ban someone!
#58 to #47 - tripflys **User deleted account**
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User avatar #51 to #47 - mrhotwings
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Oh god what the **** D:
#52 to #47 - countchoculitis
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For ***** sakes
#49 to #47 - eleventhdrwhooves
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Comment Picture
User avatar #60 to #49 - getoffit
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What did he pooooossst?!
User avatar #62 to #60 - eleventhdrwhooves
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A naked woman blowing a horse dick.
#63 to #62 - getoffit
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#1 - mrtredbear
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Patrick: I don't get it
Patrick: I don't get it