18 years of bad luck. shiet.. How to fix them: 1. If you spill salt, take a pinch of the fallen salt and toss it over your shoulder. 2. If you break a mirror, don't look into the pieces; see kids
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#46 - DrollHumor
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How to fix them:   
   
1. If you spill salt, take a pinch of the fallen salt and toss it over your shoulder.   
   
2. If you break a mirror, don't look into the pieces; seeing yourself in the shattered glass is what actually "causes" the bad luck.   
   
3.  If there is a hole in the condom, purchase the "Plan B" aka "Morning After" pill and have her take it as soon as possible. It is not equivalent to an abortion.
How to fix them:

1. If you spill salt, take a pinch of the fallen salt and toss it over your shoulder.

2. If you break a mirror, don't look into the pieces; seeing yourself in the shattered glass is what actually "causes" the bad luck.

3. If there is a hole in the condom, purchase the "Plan B" aka "Morning After" pill and have her take it as soon as possible. It is not equivalent to an abortion.
#78 to #46 - anon id: 424119d2
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Actually, the morning after pill has two ways to prevent pregnancy:
1) prevents ovulation
2) It makes the uterus unable to accommodate the embryo that was fertilized hours earlier, and thus making a spontaneous abortion.
#81 to #78 - DrollHumor
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#2 is incorrect.

You were closest with #1. A woman does not have an egg just sitting in her uterus at all times. It is a complicated process in which the lining of the uterus thickens, and then the fallopian tube releases an egg. If that egg is fertilized then it will attach itself to the lining of the uterine wall and the woman is considered pregnant. If the egg goes unfertilized then it will be flushed out along with the uterine lining during her period.

The pill prevents fallopian tube from dispersing the egg. Thus, preventing pregnancy and technically ovulation.
#84 to #81 - anon id: 424119d2
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I wanted to explain it in the easiest way ... and indeed I am a medical student and I am 100% sure my second reason is correct.
User avatar #86 to #84 - DrollHumor
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www.nytimes.com/2012/06/06/health/research/morning-after-pills-dont-block -implantation-science-suggests.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

http://www.choiceandhealth.com/whatisthedifference.htm

www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/blogs/the-human-condition/2009/08/25/how-p lan-b-works-six-things-you-always-wondered-about-emergency-contraception.html

Sources cited. Your turn.
#88 to #86 - anon id: 424119d2
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Really? Do I have to get my books and explain myself to you? I think not. I do not think you'd understand the terms that appear in the books. Your sources are websites ... very credible and certainly your links are broken. Well done.
#90 to #88 - DrollHumor
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Please get your books. I'm obviously interested in this topic. I can Google terms I am unfamiliar with. My sources are websites because I am not yet a med student, I'm just a freshman in college trying to to get my Bachelors of Science. My links are too long, FJ got lazy. Copy paste them instead of clicking. Except the second one, it needs an L on the end.
#10 - ljubav
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User avatar #23 to #10 - sosdani
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somebody make this FJ compatible, please!
#22 to #10 - ninegagleader
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User avatar #58 - jeffboomhauer **User deleted account**
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Gotta be dang ol' careful man can't be messing around or using the cheap stuff man a coupe extra dollars are dang ol' worth it man.
#73 - sierramistfourteen
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sweet jesus that's a lot of "load"
sweet jesus that's a lot of "load"
#21 - ludislavonac
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18 years at least* gif more or less unrelated
18 years at least* gif more or less unrelated
#24 to #21 - yulster
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I love this movie
User avatar #33 to #24 - samby
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and what movie would that be if I may ask?
#52 to #33 - thejerseyjenn
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eurotrip
User avatar #77 to #52 - yulster
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ahh this guy... what a sound guy
User avatar #82 - pepemex
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Don't have vaginal sex if you're not ready to have kids. It's as simple as that.
#96 to #82 - katypower
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That's like saying
''Don't drive if you don't want to have a car accident''
or
''Don't live if you don't want to die''
User avatar #102 to #96 - setittowumbo
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Whoa. A car and a kid is very different. You really shouldn't have sex at a young age mostly if you are not ready to have kids. Kids shouldn't be having sex in the first place.
#108 to #102 - anon id: 8661ad30
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apparently you're not supposed to shoot people in movie theaters either unless you're ready to go to jail.
#110 to #108 - setittowumbo
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Yes because shooting people in movie theaters and having babies is the same exact thing...
Yes because shooting people in movie theaters and having babies is the same exact thing...
#117 to #110 - anon id: 5d216976
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It think it was a joke. Seems like they were imitating katypower's examples.
User avatar #118 to #117 - setittowumbo
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It wasn't a very funny joke.
User avatar #106 to #102 - katypower
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«You really shouldn't have sex at a young age mostly if you are not ready to have kids. Kids shouldn't be having sex in the first place.»
When did the content or the guy I replied to talk about teenage pregnancy and ****?
Wait, Was the content seriously about that? Whoops....I thought It was just about sex in general.
#109 to #106 - setittowumbo
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A broken condom that has the captions "18 years of bad luck" on it...no you were on the spot. 100% bro. It couldn't possibly be talking about anything else but sex.
A broken condom that has the captions "18 years of bad luck" on it...no you were on the spot. 100% bro. It couldn't possibly be talking about anything else but sex.
User avatar #114 to #109 - katypower
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18 years= The time a child can grow.
18=/= Teen pregnancy.
As far as I know, A 30 year old woman can get pregnant.
User avatar #122 to #114 - honeybadgercares
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The content was talking about pregnancy. Not sex in general. That's what they were trying to say.You're missing the point entirely. I'm not exactly sure what they were trying to say but what it seems like is that they're just saying you shouldn't have sex at a young age.
User avatar #124 to #122 - katypower
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But where did the young age come from?
I replied to «Don't have vaginal sex if you're not ready to have kids. It's as simple as that.»
Where did it talk about young age?
I hope you understand my fustration.
User avatar #127 to #124 - honeybadgercares
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It's just a comment. You shouldn't get to worked up about it. I don't know where they got that from. But I guess they don't think kids should have sex?
User avatar #128 to #127 - setittowumbo
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I meant that a lot of "accidental" pregnancies are caused by stupid teenagers not being able to keep it in their pants. I never implied that every broken condom came from unsafe teenage sex.
User avatar #133 to #128 - honeybadgercares
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Ah. You didn't make that quite clear before my friend....
User avatar #134 to #133 - setittowumbo
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Yeah. I know. Sorry about that.
User avatar #136 to #134 - honeybadgercares
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It's cool, man.
User avatar #116 to #114 - setittowumbo
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Really? Wtf are you talking about? I didn't say it was about teen pregnancy. I said kids shouldn't have sex any ways because most pregnancies are from teenagers. I never said that the content was referring to teenagers getting knocked up.
User avatar #123 to #116 - katypower
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Great Now it's cleared up, What does that have to do with my exaggeration?
What does ids having sex have to do with it.....
Unless it's another exaggeration then...Well played,
#126 to #123 - setittowumbo
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You put "Don't drive if you don't want to have a car accident" and ''Don't live if you don't want to die'' and that was a reply to "Don't have vaginal sex if you're not ready to have kids. It's as simple as that."

How can you not see the exaggeration in your comment? Don't live if you don't want to die? The person you replied to said vaginal sex meaning the type of sex that can cause pregnancy.

There are many other different types of sex besides that and not to mention many other things to do besides have sex.

Like learning how to masturbate with your left hand.
#129 to #126 - katypower
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*Sigh*
I mean the ''You really shouldn't have sex at a young age mostly if you are not ready to have kids. Kids shouldn't be having sex in the first place.'' Part of the thing...
Where did the ids having sex come from? No one was talking about kids having sex.
#131 to #129 - setittowumbo
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I've already said this. What I was trying to say was that most accidental pregnancies are caused by stupid teenagers. I wasn't implying that every accidental pregnancy is caused by teenagers. I don't think teens should be having sex because of this specific reason. Now that I have answered that question for the third time now, will you please stop avoiding the fact that you compared a car to a child and that you used "Don't live if you don't want to die" as a comparison for "Don't have vaginal sex if you don't want kids."
I've already said this. What I was trying to say was that most accidental pregnancies are caused by stupid teenagers. I wasn't implying that every accidental pregnancy is caused by teenagers. I don't think teens should be having sex because of this specific reason. Now that I have answered that question for the third time now, will you please stop avoiding the fact that you compared a car to a child and that you used "Don't live if you don't want to die" as a comparison for "Don't have vaginal sex if you don't want kids."
User avatar #132 to #131 - katypower
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I tend to follow logic and Overexaggerate things....It amuses me.
I wasn't trying to avoid it I was trying to clear what you said. 'Cause what I understood by it is that you thought I thought (Something about this sentence...Is not right) that it was okay for kids to get pregnant....
#135 to #132 - setittowumbo
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You claim that you're not avoiding it but yet you haven't explained what you meant by it yet. While I had explained what I meant three ******* times. And mine isn't an over-exaggeration, it's true that a lot of teens that are pregnant never meant to be pregnant in the first place.   
   
 I was just adding on to the subject of pregnancy and the last time I checked teenage pregnancy and pregnancy are very similar subject.    
Now. Please explain what you meant by "Don't live if you don't want to die". Now that's not only an over-exaggeration but a big change in the subject at hand.
You claim that you're not avoiding it but yet you haven't explained what you meant by it yet. While I had explained what I meant three ******* times. And mine isn't an over-exaggeration, it's true that a lot of teens that are pregnant never meant to be pregnant in the first place.

I was just adding on to the subject of pregnancy and the last time I checked teenage pregnancy and pregnancy are very similar subject.
Now. Please explain what you meant by "Don't live if you don't want to die". Now that's not only an over-exaggeration but a big change in the subject at hand.
User avatar #137 to #135 - katypower
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It's following logic.
I will repeat, It amuses me to follow logic to its extreme.
User avatar #138 to #137 - setittowumbo
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Logic? How is there logic in your comment "Don't live if you want to die?"
User avatar #139 to #138 - katypower
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I followed the ''Don't have sex if you're not ready to have kids'' logic.
to the point of ''Don't live if you're not ready to die''
I could have had MANY examples.....
Like ''Don't eat if you don't want to get fat''
and ''Don't play if you don't want to lose''
User avatar #140 to #139 - setittowumbo
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That doesn't make sense. And for the last ******* time he said VAGINAL SEX. ******* read. Plus there's other things to do besides having sex.
#100 to #96 - anon id: b5279e92
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That's overexaggerating it... You can't compare a kid to a car, and your other example is just retarded, seeing as you have no choice if you want to live or not.
User avatar #101 to #100 - katypower
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Well, You gotta think of the exaggerated part.....
Or else it's saying something stupid.
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User avatar #74 - konradkurze
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unless youre jewish, then your kid will live with you till hes 35
User avatar #65 - thebritishguy
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I would like having a kid, I would tell him at a young age that the flying spaghetti monster is the only God and just see how long he believes in it. It isn't a harmful religion so I don't see what bad can come out of it.
User avatar #66 to #65 - omgitzdeadpool
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It's a religion.
#67 to #66 - thebritishguy
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yeah man they wrote a bible and everything
User avatar #69 to #67 - omgitzdeadpool
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Nah that is harming humanity, religion itself creates ignorance.
User avatar #99 to #69 - katypower
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Ignorance isn't necesarely (**** you word.) developed by religion...
I have no religion and I'm somewhat ignorant.
User avatar #143 to #99 - thebritishguy
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he said that religion creates it but not the origin of ignorance. It makes sense to me as I know people who are satisfied with the view that the world is 6000 years old, Noah's ark is possible, evolution isn't true, God loves erybody and birds came out of no where.
User avatar #89 to #69 - thebritishguy
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how is that harming humanity, it is saying to man the **** up there are more important things in the world? religion says to stone disobedient children and gay people