18 years of bad luck. shiet.. How to fix them: 1. If you spill salt, take a pinch of the fallen salt and toss it over your shoulder. 2. If you break a mirror, don't look into the pieces; see
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18 years of bad luck

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Submitted: 01/28/2013
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#51 - elijahcrazy (01/29/2013) [-]
**elijahcrazy rolled a random image posted in comment #240 at Man Crush ** mfw getting 18 years bad luck
#46 - DrollHumor (01/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
How to fix them:   
   
1. If you spill salt, take a pinch of the fallen salt and toss it over your shoulder.   
   
2. If you break a mirror, don't look into the pieces; seeing yourself in the shattered glass is what actually "causes" the bad luck.   
   
3.  If there is a hole in the condom, purchase the "Plan B" aka "Morning After" pill and have her take it as soon as possible. It is not equivalent to an abortion.
How to fix them:

1. If you spill salt, take a pinch of the fallen salt and toss it over your shoulder.

2. If you break a mirror, don't look into the pieces; seeing yourself in the shattered glass is what actually "causes" the bad luck.

3. If there is a hole in the condom, purchase the "Plan B" aka "Morning After" pill and have her take it as soon as possible. It is not equivalent to an abortion.
#10 - ljubav ONLINE (01/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #58 - jeffboomhauer **User deleted account** (01/29/2013) [-]
Gotta be dang ol' careful man can't be messing around or using the cheap stuff man a coupe extra dollars are dang ol' worth it man.
#73 - sierramistfourteen (01/29/2013) [-]
sweet jesus that's a lot of "load"
sweet jesus that's a lot of "load"
#21 - ludislavonac (01/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
18 years at least* gif more or less unrelated
18 years at least* gif more or less unrelated
User avatar #82 - pepemex (01/29/2013) [+] (29 replies)
Don't have ******* sex if you're not ready to have kids. It's as simple as that.
User avatar #74 - konradkurze (01/29/2013) [-]
unless youre jewish, then your kid will live with you till hes 35
User avatar #65 - thebritishguy (01/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I would like having a kid, I would tell him at a young age that the flying spaghetti monster is the only God and just see how long he believes in it. It isn't a harmful religion so I don't see what bad can come out of it.
#9 - anamenotaken (01/29/2013) [-]
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#64 - Sandisky (01/29/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #31 - TarnRazor (01/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How many balls does he have so as to produce that much semen?!
#56 - wonderlandman (01/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**wonderlandman rolled a random image posted in comment #2841134 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **

bad luck
User avatar #61 to #56 - xgrandmoffx (01/29/2013) [-]
That would be Roseluck.
#44 - lunacy (01/29/2013) [-]
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#11 - anonymous (01/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I tripped over a black cat and fell under a ladder knocking over a salt shaker.
When i tried to throw salt over my shoulder to counteract the bad luck, I broke a mirror into seven pieces which then broke into seven pieces each. One of the shards of glass flew into my box of condoms which caused my son.


#14 - flogrymolly (01/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Wouldn't it be almost 19 years? I'm assuming he means the pain is over when the child reaches 18, but I'm sure the 9 months of pregnency aren't much fun either...
#19 - TheAlmightyZero (01/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
He is the only person I have seen who is brave enough to post content with 9GAG on the side and act normal about it.
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