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#9 - anonymous (01/29/2013) [-]
Why all of you are not seeing the 9gag mark??
your ******* site post all the stolen content and say that if its content is posted first time on your site from other you say not sure if repost and all of you cock sucker thumb him up ?
imfunny.net , funsubstance , 9gag and even facebook do you even leave anything for thumb?

And the best part all other site are cock sucking and not funny yet you! YOU alll post its content!
I am ready for all those red thumbs !
#59 to #9 - anonymous (01/29/2013) [-]

Hi there my young fellow. How are you doing? It appears to me that you are, in fact, kind of displeased with the current situation. What is it, that makes your life hard currently? Is it maybe a cause of the recent roasting of your jeromes that suddenly happened? I really have to say that this roasting was, without a doubt, the strongest since the year 2000 hoax.
Do you may have any idea why this waddling of your walters was so powerful? No? Well well well... I can for sure tell you the truth about this important event. It was ME who tricked you into this displeasement. I can hear your brain trying to comprehend who this is even possible. But, and I'm sure about this, you cannot comprehend of what happened to you because it is too complex. Even Zeus and Thor were struggling finding the right way in this gigantic and evil maze of trickery. It took me 1000 years to fully write my plan down, and another 1000 to understand it. The complexity is higher than that of a 14-dimensional dodecahedron.

It all starts out with the day of this legendary ruse. The day of rusement was carefully planned and calculated on this exact day. The day were an astronomical constellation appears, that will never occour again in the next 3 googolplex years. A constellation that generates an antimatter black hole. This sort of black hole doesn't suck matter. Antimatter black holes suck the well being out of everyone. But did you see someone feeling bad today? Yes, my little fellow I created a lens that focus the power of the antimatter black hole directly on you. It took 300 years to create this extremely complex lens and I had to combine the power of god and satan to create it.
As I'm not some ****** ruseman, I have planned even more trickery tricks to lead you into this discomfort. When you were mindlessly surfing this site i made a post that i was sure will put you in the mood of rage.

SONGS WILL BE WRITTEN ON THIS MASTERFUL RUSE.
AND I HOLD NO REMORSE OR REGRET
FOR I AM THE GOD OF RUSE
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User avatar #45 to #9 - burnswhenipee (01/29/2013) [-]
People see it, they just don't care because they're older than 7
User avatar #37 to #9 - zakvanloocke (01/29/2013) [-]
I think you accidentally a few words
User avatar #35 to #9 - ihasapie (01/29/2013) [-]
9gag didn't post it first, they just put their gay watermark on it.
User avatar #46 to #24 - commentking (01/29/2013) [-]
Cr1tikal?
User avatar #62 to #55 - commentking (01/29/2013) [-]
Hahhahaha holy **** that killed my sides what video is that from?? I was sure sure ive seen them all!
#63 to #62 - oborawatabinost (01/29/2013) [-]
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From when he plays "Shutter". There's 2 videos, I'm not sure whether it's the first or second.

1 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq0ks9JMd7s
2 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdlfalr9nMY
#19 to #9 - maddboiy (01/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 to #9 - Metallicock (01/29/2013) [-]
Well you earned them
#16 to #9 - jcadams (01/29/2013) [-]
I think it could be because.......wait for it.......noone cares
I think it could be because.......wait for it.......noone cares
#14 to #9 - minderuleslol (01/29/2013) [-]
I have no 						*******					 idea what you just said. However, we repost from them, and they  repost from us. Every month or so, some actual OC comes out however, then it is everywhere in a blink of an eye. Do you not want reposts? If not, get the 						****					 off the internet. This is how it is, and how it always will be.
I have no ******* idea what you just said. However, we repost from them, and they repost from us. Every month or so, some actual OC comes out however, then it is everywhere in a blink of an eye. Do you not want reposts? If not, get the **** off the internet. This is how it is, and how it always will be.
#11 to #9 - anonymous (01/29/2013) [-]
you make no fuvking sense
#10 to #9 - HooksaN (01/29/2013) [-]
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