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#36 - albinodogcrap (01/29/2013) [-]
One time I tried and failed to pickpocket Nazeem. He got really angry and came after me with a ******* dagger. Instead of backing down though, I was sick of his ******** and killed him. I then proceeded to loot his carcass of all of his possessions (including clothing) and placed his ***** corpse on top of the center well in Whiterun as a warning to those who might try to defend themselves from my crimes.
User avatar #48 to #46 - albinodogcrap (01/29/2013) [-]
Unfortunately I was unable to decapitate him. Instead I had to drag his whole body onto the well for people to see.
User avatar #37 to #36 - krikk (01/29/2013) [-]
He's second person on my to kill list just after this dick Farengar.
User avatar #43 to #37 - lieothelion (01/29/2013) [-]
But Farengar is awesome.
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