Oh jew

a gift

this is going to make a wonderful roll

Oh fuck. Things like this are the reason I love the FJ comment section so damn much. Take my thumbs. All of them!

Oh shit I love mst3k

This picture scares me.

He hasn't seen shit. He's only seen shit accessories.
They are his brethren.

can you fuck it?

OH GOD WHY

Cause the last girl that sat on it was wearin a mighty fine G-string

I don't like women.

you play a tough game...



however, I raise you a Romney

you drive a hard bargain mister

I pity the fool...

Most relevant one I have

I'm sorry that package is way too big for that to be a woman...

yess

Tumblr in a nutshell;
>normal beginning.
>unusual or weird twist/idea to situation.
>"I AM SO DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE"
>tfw when the opportunity to say this arises.

That's just the things that've been posted from tumblr. The majority of the site consists of:

16 year old girls
Porn
Homestuck
Poni
2deep4u

dont forget social justice and vegans

Figured that fell under 16 year old girls.

Not to mention long, run-on sentences written in caps.

combine that with 4 ever alone and its gold

Goddamned that is one big URL.

Nice profile picture

AND IN THIS LAND OF WHURLS AND CURLS HE'S THE SWELLEST KID AROUND