Your move Jesus. inb4 .. Nah Religion: > Become Legless > Pray about it > No result > Go to Science > Get Prosthetics > "I would like to thank God for getting me
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User avatar #6 - hattaz (01/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> Become Legless
> Pray about it
> No result
> Go to Science
> Get Prosthetics
> "I would like to thank God for getting me a new leg"
#26 - breadnsteak ONLINE (01/29/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Jesus heard this and said to them [that], “Those who are well do not need a physician, but the sick do. I did not come to call the righteous but sinners.”
- Mark 2:17

Christ even said send the sick to the doctor because He is not there to heal people. We (at least the Catholics) pray for the work of the medicine and the doctors to do their job correctly, every once in a while though miracles do happen and sometimes even the doctors (or science) can't explain what happened
#59 - pieliker (01/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I kinda doubt that bacterial analysis has anything to do with prosthetic limbs.
#48 - keivoc (01/29/2013) [+] (8 replies)
There is not a single christian i know that relies on prayer only to heal anything. Thats just ******* idiotic. MOST, like 99 percent, usually pray for the doctors to do their job correctly and for a speedy recovery. OP acts like its science OR religion and you cant pick both. As if that's not an option or something. **** you op

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#80 - hellsjester (01/29/2013) [-]
so religious people don't have insurance?
User avatar #1 - mteverestand (01/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
it could be the same, but her smiling in the third panel.
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User avatar #43 - generaljosh (01/29/2013) [-]
Well of course religion didn't work, you left out the part where she needs a million likes.
#7 - Absolute Madman (01/28/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Wheres the part where science invents new interesting ways to kill each other?
Inb4 religion wars ww1 and 2 had nothing to do with religion.
User avatar #8 to #7 - skidbladnir (01/28/2013) [-]
So you can kill people who believe in other gods
#41 - theonlytinman (01/29/2013) [-]
Cut this **** out. God ****** damn, folks! Metric ******* of anti-christian **** all over this site! I personally dont give a **** what people want to believe or not believe since its not my business but really? Why post this. Its not funny. At all. It just starts ********** , and people ****** know it as they post it. Enough.
User avatar #52 - recoveryone (01/29/2013) [+] (10 replies)
My friends church just had a collection that will go to cancer treatment for one of it's members, a 8 year old girl. Problemo?
User avatar #31 - theqsk (01/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Why do people who get leg replacements always end up running marathons?
User avatar #36 to #31 - IAmManbearpig (01/29/2013) [-]
might be because after losing their leg and being unable to walk around without aid made them appreciate it more, so when they get the prosthetic, they want to use it. a lot.
#25 - penguinmonk (01/29/2013) [-]
O' how both Atheism and Christianity are respresented poorly here.

Let people live their lives the way they choose. If they want to pray; let them. If they don't; that's cool too. In the end, we'll all be dead. So make the most of it, and actually produce some funny.
User avatar #95 - vanoreo (01/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I was raised Catholic and I still don't understand praying for the dead.

Sure, I'm told it's to pray they get to heaven, but that won't do anything, according to the religion, God judges the person's deeds, not your ******* prayers. It's basically saying "If this Facebook post gets 2 million likes, God will let my grandmother into heaven"

Also, since Jesus was a Jew, doesn't that mean he literally worshiped himself?
And isn't narcissism seen as bad in the church?
User avatar #89 - thepyras (01/29/2013) [-]
What are the (presumably) Christians praying for? For her to regrow her leg? What are the people in the lab coats doing? Mixing chemicals until a prosthetic leg is produced? Don't try to make either science or religion out to be better than one another when you clearly have no understanding of either one.

Seriously though, it really pisses me off that that's your example of praying for help for affliction; the loss of a leg. No one out there just prays for something so simple as getting a prosthetic leg. They would pray over things where the procedure isn't sure, like for a relative with cancer. Chemo doesn't always work, so they would pray that it does. I hate arguments like this so much.
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User avatar #67 - scorcho (01/29/2013) [+] (10 replies)
these artificial legs seem really efficient. do they have any drawbacks?
User avatar #61 - bronymaster (01/29/2013) [-]
it's actually thanks to engineering, but who's counting.
User avatar #46 - fyaq (01/29/2013) [-]
man the stupidest argument against religion, reposting, and thumbwhoring.

you take the dick of the day.
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