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Zombie Survivalist. www.facebook.com/BulletProofTacoShell Anyone else have any zombie survivalist ideas?. I Kal Jig: 9. Ill Like ' Comment ' Share' sth IOC) (Q

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#11 - ascendedwings (01/28/2013) [+] (15 replies)
#22 - thatniggerguy (01/28/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Just accept it.
Just accept it.
#45 - cmcghie (01/28/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Considering that the closest disease we have relating to a "zombie" virus is rabies, I would just hunker down in my basement and seal off the house. Rabies patients go insane for a few days, but can't eat or drink, so when they reach the phase where they bite and spread the disease, they are close to death, and very weak.

Any real disease that breaks down the nervous system and targets the brain would only let the host survive for a maximum of 4-6 weeks, assuming water could still be consumed. If it required an exchange of bodily fluids to be spread, the infection could be easily avoided, assuming you live in a rural area which I do.

Worst case scenario, it's airborne and can be spread through coughing and sneezing. Most airborne diseases die within minutes of leaving the host's body, but can spread very fast, as in NYC could be completely infected in a day.

In either case, I have supplies to outlast the initial breakout, and the mass die off that would follow. Also, necrotic flesh becomes extremely weak rapidly, so any worries about zombies breaking down doors and getting into a secure hideout are not realistic. My main concern would be other humans looking for supplies. This is what I would save my ammunition for.

Anyways, if you have a 3 month supply of food/water, you can survive just about any mass outbreak of disease by sealing yourself into your house and keeping quiet. Once the majority of the population and infected are dead, survival would actually be fairly easy, and many food species populations would explode in the absence of humans. Fishing and hunting would become extremely viable. Your only worry now is running into groups of people who are not as well off as you. Assuming you made it this far, congrats, now you can live your life carefree doing whatever you please without the strains of regular society.

#14 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/28/2013) [+] (16 replies)
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Wearing knight Armour would be much more practical to use.
User avatar #18 to #14 - maskedhippo (01/28/2013) [-]
Knight armor is extremely impractical. It's hot, noisy, and it can be torn off.
#15 - dafogman (01/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #9 - kingxddd (01/28/2013) [-]
into the water
#64 - ofmiceandmen (01/28/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I live in a relatively large city for Iowa (30,000 people) but within 15 minutes I can be in the country where there are few houses with sometimes miles in between. I know of some places that I could hold up and wait it out. They're out in the middle of ******* nowhere and would be easy to secure. I can also hunt and fish pretty well so I have a food supply and am skilled with multiple weapons including a crossbow which I think is a great idea.

**** you zombies.
#65 to #64 - luckydane (01/28/2013) [-]
neat....
neat....
#54 - dirtyharold (01/28/2013) [-]
yeah and this guy has a way better chance of getting through doors
#27 - iamaderp (01/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It would be better if he put spike all over the ball...





think of how much zombies you would kill.
#34 to #27 - pornoranger (01/28/2013) [-]
you'd have a dramatic traction boost
#130 - gentledoku (01/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Please, this is how a real man handles a zombie apocolypse
Please, this is how a real man handles a zombie apocolypse
#122 - desacabose (01/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Expectation
#38 - finni (01/28/2013) [-]
Best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is to get a bag with lots of food and survival stuff and get the hell away from cities. GO to the country or better, a mountain. Those who are stupid think that they can survive in an attic or basement forever, which would be useful if the Government can fix the problem, but if it can't you'll starve to death.

Your biggest struggle would not be fighting zombies, but living in the zombie world. Most folk forget that food and water is the basic thing you need to survive. If you don't have those two things, you'll die. Easy as that.

tl;dr If you want to survive a zombie apocalypse, get out of cities or crowded areas and go somewhere you can grow food and have water.
#177 - vycanismajoris (01/28/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"What's worse than zombies? Zombies with guns."   
                                                                                              -Resident Evil advertisement.
"What's worse than zombies? Zombies with guns."
-Resident Evil advertisement.
#198 - Absolute Madman (01/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! PLEASE YOU ******* FAGGOTS. THIS IS SO COOL AND YOUR ALL RETARTED AND WONT DEVOTE YOUR TIME TO READ THIS YOU ****** DICKS
#202 to #198 - pornoranger (01/29/2013) [-]
you are the reason not having freedom of speech in less developed countries is actually possible.
User avatar #224 - wolfmango (01/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i love all the people who think that they would survive the zombie apocalypse like it was nothing even though they have no athletic abilities very low charisma and have never fired a gun in their lives
User avatar #119 - angelmatvey (01/28/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Everything about zombie apocalypse survival depends on the traits and nature of the zombies themselves.
Honestly, I'd spend my time studying the zombies. Capture a couple, see how they react to certain stimuli (sound, light, smell), and keep several written and digital copies of my findings and spread them around among survivors I meet. I probably wouldn't live long, but I might help some other people stay alive. I kind of suck at a lot of things, so I'd die quickly anyways.
#133 to #129 - darkjustifier (01/28/2013) [-]
You can dang well try!!!
User avatar #59 - zhahje (01/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
А сколько стойт?
300 рублей
А куда спускает?
щас увидите
User avatar #72 to #67 - johnnybtrollin (01/28/2013) [-]
he says

Does anyone have vodka?
300 ruble
anyone selling em?
need vodka
User avatar #112 - Loppytaffy (01/28/2013) [-]
Or into a ravine...The Russians already learned this lesson
#97 - thebestofmurder (01/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I got this... I live in a relatively small town (2500 people), there are wheat farms and cattle ranches just outside of town, there's only one road leading to it (pretty easy to guard) we're quite isolated, we have a power plant AND a coal mine near the town and we also have the equipment to run it. Most people who live here own a 			*******		 gun in some form, there's plenty of wildlife (just in case). The only real problem I can see is if the equipment for mining the coal and the power plant breaking down. Other than that we're pretty safe.
I got this... I live in a relatively small town (2500 people), there are wheat farms and cattle ranches just outside of town, there's only one road leading to it (pretty easy to guard) we're quite isolated, we have a power plant AND a coal mine near the town and we also have the equipment to run it. Most people who live here own a ******* gun in some form, there's plenty of wildlife (just in case). The only real problem I can see is if the equipment for mining the coal and the power plant breaking down. Other than that we're pretty safe.
#78 - thechosentroll (01/28/2013) [-]
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It looks like a hamster ball of death.
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