Suicide

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I'm ok with this

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YUS!

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that is actually not a bad background...i'm displeased.

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Please.. no ponies or dildos or Loch Ness monster

My mind is full of wat

"Maybe I did know that and I didn't know that I knew."

Wut?

Cleverbot knows what's up.

"near" and "mirror" don't rhyme. The endings are pronounced differently.

If you kinda pronounce it like 'mierr' which is how I pronounce it, it sounds fine ^.^

That sounds weird. I sound like I'm saying "mere". Which is an entirely different word.

Maybe it's my accent...

D'aww. You're amazing. Thanks. Have a thumb and a hug in return. <3

Can add me on Skype/Steam if you want. You seem friendly enough. Will private message the details.

She was a bitch... I have no idea who she is or anything about her but I'm sure she was a bitch.

I'd just like to say thanks. That really defines her perfectly and saves a lot of ache. You are awesome and dont ever let others stop you from being awesome and doing good in the world. Even if its helping one guy on the internet. It may be just a few taps of the keyboard and a reply of letters back thanking you, but you did a lot and I mean it.

You can do better than her.

That's funny because I'm trying to talk my girlfriend into suicide.

hahaha, if only hands could kill themselves.

one could.. it could construct a guillotine/crushing device and just pull the cord..

One hand could kill the other hand in various ways. With a bit of creativity, you could destroy both your hands

And you're on Funnyjunk, weird combo.

Good point.

Well she already tried to OD on Ambien before, so she's at least a little serious about it.

It's fine. Thanks.

******* love Ambien...

Yea I've heard some great things about it, but now I only associate it with the potential death of my girlfriend, so...it's not my favorite drug in the world.

Other than the girlfriend thing it's awesome. Great sleep and a fantastic mood beforehand with the chance of some crazy hallucination? Sign me up.

Rainbows dying and **** ...

Read this as "It's funny because right now I'm trying to talk my girlfriend into killing herself." what is wrong with me

HA, Hilarious!

I've been there before, bro. Not any ******* level of pleasant.

the internet, where standing up for your morals is a bad think

internet where thinking is a bad thinG

But you said it isn't funny anymore, therefore there was a time when it was funny.