Muffins. This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win - and it can - then I'll
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Muffins

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win - and it can - then I'll still be here tomorrow, to high five you, yesterday, my friend. Peace

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******** dude, ******** . I once ate a tray of 24 assorted muffins: blueberry, lemon ) , cranberry apple,
banana nut, mien bran. Large muffins too, like you' d buy at the bakery, not grocery store sunnymuffins, I ate the
first the or six out of hunger, and the nerd dozen I can only attribute to gluttony, but the last half dozen were
detoured by determination alone. A part of me wanted to stop - I was full, the muffins had become repulsive, and
there was a disconcerting pressure in my chest. The other, stronger part of me knew that WI gate up on that
muffin platter I would admit limitation, A limited man can rationalize his emery weakness, turn away from emery
challenge, We his life within the narrow cc) naives of comfort; that' s not how I We my life. But I digress. It took six
days for my bowels to moire, and when they did I shat a monolithic muffin block so wide it could not be flushed, so
dense it would not dissolve with repeated flushing, and so heavy it took twp hands to lift. The measure of anxiety,
pain, pride and low is indescribable, so don' t tell me I don' t understand childbirth.
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#2 - darthdingo (02/02/2013) [-]
This is... I don't know. I want to say beautiful, but it seems too weird. I want to say it's disgusting, but it sounds too girly. All I know is that this is epic! It's BIG. I don't know if that's a good thing, but all I can do is tip my hat off to you, sir. You truly are one of a kind.   
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This is... I don't know. I want to say beautiful, but it seems too weird. I want to say it's disgusting, but it sounds too girly. All I know is that this is epic! It's BIG. I don't know if that's a good thing, but all I can do is tip my hat off to you, sir. You truly are one of a kind.
Have a gif!
#1 - deadzone (02/01/2013) [-]
I favorited this and came back to read it again. Why only 3 thumbs? This is brilliant.
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