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#86 to #66 - johnnyferno (01/28/2013) [-]
Alright true story for a moment, and even though it's confusing at first it has something to do wtth a bible.   
   
So me an a bunch of my friends came together at one point and played Dungeons and Dragons, I myself was a Warlock, not remembering the race but it was a kind of demon, and in the game I was on the run from a religious order who only says all other kind of magic but theirs is a sin and must be destroyed. Long story short we meet a little patrol of guards and quickly kills them, I melted a face X), and I found a bible on one of them, not having any use for it I threw it over my shoulder and it flew over at one of my friends. It struck him and I 						****					 you not, I rolled the dice and it turned out the bible dealt 4-5 damage to his total life.   
   
hfw as he threw the bible back but dealt 2 damage.
Alright true story for a moment, and even though it's confusing at first it has something to do wtth a bible.

So me an a bunch of my friends came together at one point and played Dungeons and Dragons, I myself was a Warlock, not remembering the race but it was a kind of demon, and in the game I was on the run from a religious order who only says all other kind of magic but theirs is a sin and must be destroyed. Long story short we meet a little patrol of guards and quickly kills them, I melted a face X), and I found a bible on one of them, not having any use for it I threw it over my shoulder and it flew over at one of my friends. It struck him and I **** you not, I rolled the dice and it turned out the bible dealt 4-5 damage to his total life.

hfw as he threw the bible back but dealt 2 damage.
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