Shrek is life. . Anonymous (ID: ) ) reia: 23 Replies: Bering shrek 1 &tto class teacher we must watch shrek Treacher makes class vote for which movie to watch a
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Shrek is life

Anonymous (ID: ) ) reia: 23 Replies:
Bering shrek 1 &tto class
teacher we must watch shrek
Treacher makes class vote for which movie to watch
ashrok 2 has majority vote
iped
Francis pulls out Despicable Me and hands it to teacher
Eeveryone in class Votes for it and laughs at me
Treacher throws my shreks back at me and puts Despicable Me in DVD player.
the disc loads, I hear loud footsteps from outside. The rumbling shakes the desks and chairs.
smell of onions filled the room.
Spuddenly, naked Shrek bursts through the wall and looks at DVD menu of Despicable Me in anger.
e "Ogre m' aye dead oddeh"
throws two unionises at the W and kills the teacher and a deaf girl.
Doable Keel"
punches through a kid' s chest, pulls out his heart and replaces it with an
skid explodes.
Tripple Kohl"
grabs Francis as he tries to escape and bends him otter.
pulls out Francis' intestines through his butthole and ties an onion to it
then tosses the onion out the window and Francis is dragged out with it
falls 8 stories to his death.
turns around to rest of the class.
quietly whispers, "Thees is the parrt wheh re you run away."
Sentire class jumps out of windows to their death.
turns to me.
looks me in the eye and smiles.
Bet yeh weren' t that."
It' s ogre when Aye say it' s ogre"
H fall to my knees at his majesty.
H was ready to please Shrek.
pulled out his massive ogresized eshrekt cock and lodged it in my throat.
eyes filled with tears.
they were happy tears.
let out a loud ogre roar as he filled my esophagus with sour cum and onion sauce.
pulled his cock out of my mouth but as swiped away my tears, i noticed he was already gone.
is love, shrek is Hie.
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Submitted: 01/26/2013
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#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
what was the picture that came with this lmfao please I need to see..
User avatar #1 - megatrollinator (01/26/2013) [-]
Lost my **** at "SHREKSTERMINATION"
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