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User avatar #1 - fuzzyballs (01/26/2013) [-]
here's a question
why don't zombies never manage to use weaponry?
User avatar #4 to #1 - stultum (01/26/2013) [-]
here's another question, why do the survivors never use bicycles, but die searching for petrol?
User avatar #5 to #4 - fuzzyballs (01/26/2013) [-]
because a horde of zombies could just pull you off a bike
being in a cage on wheels seems safer, doesn't it?
User avatar #6 to #5 - stultum (01/26/2013) [-]
pull you off a bike? man oh man bikes can be FAST!
User avatar #7 to #6 - fuzzyballs (01/26/2013) [-]
right, if you're surrounded, where are you gonna go?
User avatar #8 to #7 - stultum (01/26/2013) [-]
nowhere! ride away before you are surrounded! but if you are in a car without petrol (they are always searching for petrol in those movies), or on foot, you have even less of a chance!
#2 to #1 - sergiusalceanu (01/26/2013) [-]
Oh yes they do   
source is Plants VS Zombies
Oh yes they do

source is Plants VS Zombies
User avatar #3 to #2 - fuzzyballs (01/26/2013) [-]
okay, barely ever then
I saw this ****** movie where this black mechanic zombie dude found an assault rifle, and he just stretched his arm to shoot it, and he never actually had to reload

that was a ******* ****** movie
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