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I' m going to publish that new post I wrote back in Dei: : yon.
EDIT: Note my liberal definition of "soon."
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Cl (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) Anonymous 12/ 18/ 09() h/ ed) 14: 46: 43 No. 1 18143524
My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to
make me feel like shit me. The other problem is that artery morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit. One
night she pushed me to far.
She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started
talking shit, about how I' m no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldnt EVEN feel it. so we never did have sex.
After she went to sleep I couldnt get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. wwanted to embarrass her as much
as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea
wwent to my sons room and got his bad of marbles. athen went to my secret stash and got a bottle ofline. I mouldiest image her
reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered
in all. I got so excited clerked giggled my saluto sleep.
The next morning I woke up so excited I couldnt stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh
my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. laas in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and
let it rip.
She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going effin the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet
and stood up Still shitting all place. Marbles rolling all floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said
What the 'aee" ajust laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.
I really do kind of miss allthough.
haha wtf
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - taurusguy
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(01/26/2013) [-]
You NEVER tell a man his dick is too small, maybe if its a one night stand and you know it wont last, but if you are dating that **** doesnt roll, he WILL get back at you, no man will take an insult to their penis lightly
User avatar #2 - fouringer
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(01/26/2013) [-]
if this really happend i would give my /b/ro a fistbump
#14 - drhoffable
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(01/27/2013) [-]
why did she pack up the marbles?
#20 to #14 - darthtomale
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#9 - owmowmow
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(01/27/2013) [-]
No. 118143524?   
   
   
Holy ***** this is an old post.
No. 118143524?


Holy ***** this is an old post.
User avatar #8 - goobyman
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(01/27/2013) [-]
why was he even banned?
#10 to #8 - anon id: b14d569a
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he wasn't.

the real banned message appears under the post.
User avatar #15 to #8 - geezues
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Because W.T snacks
#21 - ItsMeBaby
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(01/27/2013) [-]
mfw "I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep."
mfw "I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep."
#4 - stegotron
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#18 - robertelee
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**robertelee rolled a random image posted in comment #2802847 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **   
i want to shake his hand    
somebody give this man an award
**robertelee rolled a random image posted in comment #2802847 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
i want to shake his hand
somebody give this man an award
#19 to #18 - mikoli
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Nice roll dude.
Nice roll dude.
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User avatar #1 - MooseGnome
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It's old, but every time I see it I laugh my ass off.
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