Fucking Women. inb4 some woman has to flip her tits in the air and say "not all women are like that" By the way, tags.. sillily 'u i am fat k well tal
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Fucking Women

inb4 some woman has to flip her tits in the air and say "not all women are like that"

By the way, tags.

sillily 'u i am fat
k well talk to you again i
know how i feel i have a but
going on and i dont need the ****
from you
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Submitted: 01/26/2013
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User avatar #3 - thefurie (01/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That title is very misleading
#52 - bloodysita (01/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Here's how I do it.    
Girl: "I'm so fat."   
Me: (Not even looking up.) "You're not fat."   
Girl: "OMG YES I-"   
Me: "Shut the hell up. You're not fat."   
Girl: "YOU DON'T EVEN-"   
Me: "Sit down and shut the 						****					 up. No, you're not"   
Girl: "Ok."   
   
Maybe it only works because I'm gay and I guess women seem to think I'll bring out a stereotypical sass attack, but it usually works for me. And if it doesn't... well pic related.
Here's how I do it.
Girl: "I'm so fat."
Me: (Not even looking up.) "You're not fat."
Girl: "OMG YES I-"
Me: "Shut the hell up. You're not fat."
Girl: "YOU DON'T EVEN-"
Me: "Sit down and shut the **** up. No, you're not"
Girl: "Ok."

Maybe it only works because I'm gay and I guess women seem to think I'll bring out a stereotypical sass attack, but it usually works for me. And if it doesn't... well pic related.
User avatar #25 - Icedangel (01/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I am a fatass. I admit this freely and have no excuses for it.

Anyways. Most of my friends are really skinny. One friend literally wears a size 0 pants. These aren't even skinny pants. They are the actual size that fit.

Comes up to me one day. 'Omg I'm so fat! D:' I look at her. Then at me. Then at her. Then at me. "Yeah you are, fatass." We still laugh about it today. I do not tolerate anorexibitches.
#30 - IamSofaKingdom (01/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That bastard is a genius!    
All this time guys give compliments to make a girl feel better and this guy says two friggin words and all of the sudden she is bragging about how she has positive traits.   
   
Reverse psychology ALL UP IN THIS MUTHA 						*****					!
That bastard is a genius!
All this time guys give compliments to make a girl feel better and this guy says two friggin words and all of the sudden she is bragging about how she has positive traits.

Reverse psychology ALL UP IN THIS MUTHA ***** !
#69 - norwegiansnowman (01/27/2013) [-]
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#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
How is someone supposed to reply to that in a way that doesn't upset her AND without giving reassuring lies?
User avatar #62 - picamix (01/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
could you imagine if guys started acting like this
OMG im soooo fat
what has that got to do with anything
why dont you care about me
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Do we have to be faggots about this? Just tell them no they don't until they stop, their women... not educated thinkers.
User avatar #22 to #21 - tehcashew (01/27/2013) [-]
they're*
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#32 - xblueflamex (01/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
MFW men like OP are sexist but wonder why they don't get to have relationships with women.
#39 to #32 - taila (01/27/2013) [-]
>Implying I'm sexist and not joking
>Implying I'm sexist and not joking
#12 - ehzio ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
#27 - isyck (01/27/2013) [-]
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#68 - ludislavonac ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
I often wonder where you find such stupid female specimen
#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/27/2013) [-]
Once this happened,
Friend who's incredibly skinny: OMG I'm so fat
Me: You're skinny as **** , what you on about?
Her: Yes I am, look at this (gestures at practically non-existant stomach)
Me: Ok, if you say so.
Her: Wha-
Me: Well considering you don't eat a lot, your body has gone into survival mode, meaning you are actually storing excess fat around your organs. So while you appear nearly 2 dimensional from the outside and fat does by no means account for most of your body mass, I guess if you want to call yourself fat, I'm not gonna object.
#24 - Scottizdaman (01/27/2013) [-]
his text after her responce   
   
"Because no matter what I say it will not change how you feel, no matter how much i dont think its true"
his text after her responce

"Because no matter what I say it will not change how you feel, no matter how much i dont think its true"
#2 - Nahyon ONLINE (01/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
*flipping my tits* **** women jesus christ
User avatar #5 to #2 - perfectlynormalguy (01/27/2013) [-]
gladly
User avatar #34 - awesomenessdefined (01/27/2013) [-]
If a girl ever asks me if she looks fat, I'd do the exact same thing.
#28 - SpicerHyx (01/27/2013) [-]
This is why I hate my gender
This is why I hate my gender
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