why?

just make him fabulous!!

I managed just fine.

"I will eat your soul"

FUCK.

The white crayon is as lonely as the 9 on a microwave.

Just gonna leave this here (please tell me I'm not the only one who remembers this stuff.....).

Other than that I'm pretty useless.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

fucking tumblr...

Nailed it.

"time to shine"


lolz

1. Paint my whole house white and grey
2. Wear only grey and white clothes
3. Buy him only zebra coloring books
4. Convince him he's colorblind
5. After 16 years of this take him to a festival of lights or some shit and watch as he can't even conjure up an emotion from the relief of not being colorblind/ being lied to his entire life
6. No profit required, I will do it just to watch his soul twist

Same kind of person that would post penguins on funnyjunk.

Do you have an issue with my decision? Last time i checked, kids don't give a fuck what color the animal is, they just want to have at it....

I decided it was too hard.

People who are colorblind?

"Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra!"