Cod Prod

brother

And only we shall know where it came from.

this is relevant to both images

not so much the shit part... i would give you a shit

Please can I have the link to where that comes from?

because you said please

www.staggeringbeauty.com/

I made that bitch wiggle to hell. Now I have the scares.

that's how still that motherfucker stays while playing games...

likin that profile picture bro

They look like they're about to fall over but the never DOOOOoooooo
-Jontron

Life is for noobs

>no fast travel
>shitty pvp
>no level system
>shitty inventory
the choice is obvious.

**cobaltlumi rolls 55**

**johnnygat rolls 33**

**bitchpleaseshutup rolls 77**

are*

**JMF rolls 82** I've never rolled dubs before, so let's just see how this goes.

**larsravn rolls 89**

**rambearclaw rolls 85** Check 'em

**alexeilvlrussian rolls 34**

Oh...Okay...Rule 34 it is, then

**thegamerslife rolls 72**

Best cod emblem ever.

holy shit, that's funny

what episode is this?

...in my team

This gif is probably the select few that will never get old.

u are 1 fuckiing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch u lil fuckiin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer ur fkn scared pussy add me ill wreck u

Bro you better back down, my gamer tag is xxCodxxSniperxViperxProxWolfxx so you know I'm not someone to be fucked with. My emblem is a dick squirting semen all over a crudely constructed woman labeled "Your Mom", because I'm so funny. I have Golden Diamond Special Elite Pregame Pro Camo on all of my guns and my clan (PNIS) WILL DESTROY YOU. I am and will forever be the king of this game....until the next CoD comes out soon. BUT THEN I WILL BECOME THE KING OF THAT GAME. Step down. Pic related, it's me.

wow u fuckn nerd bitch i will fkn wreck u and ur entire clan 1v5 n0sc0p3 fukr u hav no idea wht u just fuckn started u queer bitch i will kill u wit my l33t snip3r sk1llzzzzzz

ur a faget 1v1

fite me irl or ballistic knife only, irl would be easier for you but still impossible! Keyboard warrior, my dad works for the government, he'll find you and pwn you, 1 v1 ME, my uncle helped design the game, he taught me everything and hacks and glitch spots. I have a hot girlfriend and its your mom!

h0ly sht git a lod of dis madnerd balistic knif only? u r 1 scrd bich 2 not wnt 2 fite me wit quiksc0pez u nerd ur uncl also fuk ur as PWND i bt ur dad is gay LIKE U XD

pk reltd , ur gun suks

com on bich il take u on nyday XxXmLgxXxyoLoXxX420x36 il fuk u up kid im not even scared

anthr fkn nerd thnkn he is bttr den me omg u queer fagggggggggggggggg u r just a loser n im a loserkillaXXXXxxXX420

faget nerd add me ill wrek u donut

dded u fukstik acc te invt cnt il rek ur shit 1v1 quikskop nly bolt action

<--pk rltd its me wen i fuk ur ass

w0w git a lod of dis fkn butt commndr wow ur fkn mad kid u wud wann fuk my ass u gaylord fag nerd

my pic of me fkn ur ass bitch pussy

das it fggot ur fukd im find yur ass n bet the shit ot of u im not evn kidn bet ur 2 scrd 2 fit me irl pec of shit il bat u ito nex mnth

tacticul dildo status: check
tactical anal lub 4 ur gay boyfriend: check
tacticl ointment 4 ur wrecked rump: check
lol y r u such a queerasaurus rex

u fkn faggot i wud wrek u dnt evn FKN STep up 2 me lik dat agn u r goin 2 fkn rgret it i swer 2 me mum u dildo lover i bet u liv in ur moms basemnt LOLPWND

pik rlatedf m3 ownin u agn

bch ur jus talkn bg cus ur 2 pusy 2 do shit u wont fit me ur to mch of a bch cmon fagt y dnt u stop talkn n do somtn alrdy u tlk lot bt dnt do notin cuz ur a pusy 2 bzy fukn ur dad 2 fit me get ur moms dik out ur moth n tlk som mor cntnuget

oh wow sumthing smells gud i wndr if its teh chiken or mebe ur BURNED BOTTOM PWNTXDD u look hungry i bttr rev up tohse COCKS omg fag u r so fkn mad its cuz u got assburgers rite mebbe if u stop jerkin of ur uncle fr 1 scnd u cud cm fite me bt no ur r 2 pusy n tlk 2 much shit hrs my # cal m 1-800-UR A FAGET XD PWNT

omg im gona get my typn hnds on u rnt evn redy 4 dis sht

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

u jst fkd up nw im gttn my dad who wrks 4 obam n he is gnna fkn pwn u

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

bch u bout 2 get ownt

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life

Mfw the heresy

it comes with the popularity. almost a household name and makes christmas/birthday shopping for kids a little easier.

>fight burning psycho
>set him on fire

The Psycho can recite Hamlet wonderfully...

i swear, borderlands 2 is the most fun i've had with an xbox controller, and i don't even like FPS games, normally.

I bet you're talking about that Moxxy gun.

I use Gaige, and a shock smg like the moxxi gun is my ideal weapon, but i can't use it because the pad vibration drives me batshit.

I used that Moxxy vibration gun for about 10 levels because I couldn't find a strong fire weapon. My hands would go numb after using it to kill a bunch of bandits. If you shoot once and reload it stops the vibrations.

None of my friends play Borderlands anymore. :(

send this to them

Hawww.

you're really missing out on the campaign, man.
huge step up gameplay, story, and design wise from ANY CoD IMO

From ANY CoD? Well shit I'll try that when I get my controller back to normal. I really fucked it up....for some reason I can't get it back to normal I make it ether too fast or that classic down is up and up is down control. I fucking....dammit

custom classes, man. 'spretty freakin sweet

Seems sweet from the trailer. Trust me I'm gonna try that shit when I figure out how I fucked up my controller

have you tried asking /v/?

To be honest I never thought about that.




Don't kill me but I don't even know what /v/ stands for

yeah the zombies really makes it, esp on 4 player local.

When I do play people would usually quit in like the middle of the game when they get butthurt they didn't get revived instantly. I should really start playing again I probably have two bones now. Or one. It took a hell of a lot of time to get my skull and blue eyes back and it only took 1 day to loose it all XD

ya thats why I do local. Find 3 friends and 2 tvs and its so much fun and the teamwork takes you so much farther.

Totally agree there but I got my xbox for Christmas so I don't have many...I have this one friend though we hang out in the glitch in the tunnel and rack up some points like 30k then we keep a crawler and go to city pack up some guns put some money in...then head to the farm to stash it in the fridge. I could never do that with anyone else but him since some people don't get the words "Don't kill any zombies when there's a storm" or "Don't kill the crawler!"

TL;DR its hard to find good players other than 10 year olds that hate to act like a team

Pic related, Xbox Live Support