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#5 - spamzor
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Those eyes... Just imagine those eyes looking up at you, slight tears forming in the corners of them as she takes it in the face-hole like a soldier, a resemblance of a smile coming up as she pushes out her sweet mating call with the last of her breath "HORK HORK HORK."

And you reply with an equally elegant "WHERG WHERG WHERG"

After which your pet sea lion walks in expecting fish, but there is no fish. Then you look at your girlfriend and find that you are ************ a sealion. You look at the fish for your pet, and it has turned into sealions.

Because this is a dream, all is sealion, let us HORK into the night.
#10 to #5 - VyeVedrai
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(01/26/2013) [-]
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#13 to #10 - spamzor
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Top o' the morning guv'na, why the long face Mr.Banks?