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User avatar #87 - electrozz
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I have a large bruise on my pelvic area surrounding my dick... It appeared the last time I got drunk. My reaction when I saw it was: "What the hell ****** me this time?"
#92 to #87 - englman
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Maybe you sloppily hit on a girl and she kicked you in the dick?