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#22
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catzombie (01/26/2013) [-]
Do people actually achieve girls from their classes? I understand how somebody can go to a bar and get laid, but how can one go from sitting next to a woman in class to getting fucked?
#24 to #22
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itsthefuzzz (01/26/2013) [-]
I've done it. Some girls are just easy, and this one was no exception. Just talk to them in class, get to know them a little, guage what you want to say vs how you THINK they will react and proceed accordingly. If she seems DTF, then just flat out tell her you wanna do her (with a little more suave than that). Every girl is different. It also helps if you just tell the girl that you dont want to date but just wanna mess around for a while. In my case, it lasted quite a few months (ended like 2 weeks ago). She was kind of crazy, but she had a nice body and took the D like a champ. Good fun all around and no hurt feelings. It was a good semester.
#33 to #30
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itsthefuzzz (01/26/2013) [-]
Basically, you talk to her before and after class. Hang out with her. Get to know her for a little bit. Don't be afraid to make a sexual joke now and again and judge her reaction. If she makes sexual jokes too and gives you 'that look', then i say its fair game. When it happens, you'll know. Also, look for physical contact. If she touches you (aside from hugging), it means that she has at least a slight attraction to you. Girls use physical contact as a way to communicate, moreso than guys. If she's really into you, she will (more often than not) go out of her way to have physical contact with you. Girls like to use physical contact a lot, and its a big indication of attraction. As with anything, if varies with the girl. But if they don't have any bit of attraction to you, then why would they want to touch you?
Just be yourself, have a good time, and spice up the conversation. Make her laugh, tell jokes, don't be afraid of getting out there and making a fool of yourself. Whats the worst that happens? You make a new friend? And the best that can happen? You get laid, a lot. You really can't loose. Almost impossible to loose if you just get out there and do it.
Also, if none of this works, then maybe take some time away from women and focus on a hobby for the betterment of yourself. For example, I play drums and ride motorcycles. I do this for myself, but girls happen to really like both of those things also. Find a way to bring your hobbies and interests into the conversation. In my case, chicks go crazy for a chance to ride passenger on the bike. That is my proverbial 'foot in the door'. Don't just use hobbies to get chicks though. I have my hobbies because i love doing them. But an added advantage is that girls like them too. They'd still be my hobbies if girls hated them.
Becoming smooth with the ladies takes a good amount of time. I used to suck at it really bad. The main thing is confidence. Women like a guy with confidence. They think its sexy, or something
Just be yourself, have a good time, and spice up the conversation. Make her laugh, tell jokes, don't be afraid of getting out there and making a fool of yourself. Whats the worst that happens? You make a new friend? And the best that can happen? You get laid, a lot. You really can't loose. Almost impossible to loose if you just get out there and do it.
Also, if none of this works, then maybe take some time away from women and focus on a hobby for the betterment of yourself. For example, I play drums and ride motorcycles. I do this for myself, but girls happen to really like both of those things also. Find a way to bring your hobbies and interests into the conversation. In my case, chicks go crazy for a chance to ride passenger on the bike. That is my proverbial 'foot in the door'. Don't just use hobbies to get chicks though. I have my hobbies because i love doing them. But an added advantage is that girls like them too. They'd still be my hobbies if girls hated them.
Becoming smooth with the ladies takes a good amount of time. I used to suck at it really bad. The main thing is confidence. Women like a guy with confidence. They think its sexy, or something
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catzombie (01/26/2013) [-]
Ok. Now I gotta find a decent looking girl with no boyfriend to sit next to in class. She has to not be sitting with anyone, under the assumption that she hasn't made another friend in the class yet. I'll have to basically be myself, and how I am to pretty much any girl I've ever spoken to, but this time just look for the signs that she's into me...
#40 to #36
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itsthefuzzz (01/26/2013) [-]
That's about half right. She doesn't need to be sitting right next to you. Just being in the same class is usually enough to at least start a conversation at some point. It gives you several easy key things to talk about in the beginning: professor, homework, projects, notes, other classes, etc. From there, just move on to interests and what she likes, stuff like that.
It really doesn't matter if she has a boyfriend either, because you're out to make friends too, right? If she has a boyfriend, then let that be. No point in trying to get between them, ya know? If she doesn't (and you're interested in her) then proceed accordingly.
Also to be noted is that she doesn't necessarily have to be a 10/10. Personality plays a big role, even if you guys are just hooking up for a bit. Even if she's, lets say, a 6/10 but has an awesome personality, that more than makes up for it. I'd rather have fun with an awesome, decent looking girl than with a hot, but bitchy girl. You'll more than likely spend a good deal of time with her before you start hooking up (in the friend stage), and probably more time spent with her as you guys get more and more interested in each other. What fun is a girl that complains all the time (even if she looks great)?
Also, protip: if you want only the hottest girl but you think she's "out of my league", that means you're approaching it all wrong. Yeah, shes really hot and every guy wants her, ok, sweet, great. But she isn't "above you". Shes a person just like everyone else. Just imagine her dropping a wicked deuce and shes suddenly not at that high status that she once was. Its fucking weird to explain it like that, but even the hottest girls do the same shit (literally) that everyone else does. What the hell makes her out of your league? I'll tell you. Fucking nothing. Now get out there and slay the pussy
It really doesn't matter if she has a boyfriend either, because you're out to make friends too, right? If she has a boyfriend, then let that be. No point in trying to get between them, ya know? If she doesn't (and you're interested in her) then proceed accordingly.
Also to be noted is that she doesn't necessarily have to be a 10/10. Personality plays a big role, even if you guys are just hooking up for a bit. Even if she's, lets say, a 6/10 but has an awesome personality, that more than makes up for it. I'd rather have fun with an awesome, decent looking girl than with a hot, but bitchy girl. You'll more than likely spend a good deal of time with her before you start hooking up (in the friend stage), and probably more time spent with her as you guys get more and more interested in each other. What fun is a girl that complains all the time (even if she looks great)?
Also, protip: if you want only the hottest girl but you think she's "out of my league", that means you're approaching it all wrong. Yeah, shes really hot and every guy wants her, ok, sweet, great. But she isn't "above you". Shes a person just like everyone else. Just imagine her dropping a wicked deuce and shes suddenly not at that high status that she once was. Its fucking weird to explain it like that, but even the hottest girls do the same shit (literally) that everyone else does. What the hell makes her out of your league? I'll tell you. Fucking nothing. Now get out there and slay the pussy
#41 to #40
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catzombie (01/26/2013) [-]
Alright, so basically get myself into the friendzone deliberately and try to get a gf out of it. I'm not trying to sound pessimistic, there are a lot of girls in my classes whom I can talk to. But I probably only see them in class, so my first conversations can only be during the class, not before or after.
#49 to #41
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itsthefuzzz (01/26/2013) [-]
Close, but not quite. Friendzone is different than being friends. Friendzone implies that you were placed there and that you will most likely stay there. Also implied is that you like her and she sees you as just a friend.
In this case, being friends is essentially your vehicle and mode of transportation on to something more personal, be it either a girlfriend or just someone to hook up with. No friendzone involved. Friends; yes. Friendzone; no. You have to be friends with her first before you move on to something more serious.
In practice, its all quite simple. A couple rough first tries are to be expected. Be yourself, talk to her, become friends, if shes interested and you are too then progress the relationship forward to something greater. And be confident; its important!
It's not so easy to explain. You'll get it eventually. There's a lot of fish in the sea, and not even the best fisherman can catch them all. But you can't catch any if you don't man up and cast the line every now and again. Ya know?
In this case, being friends is essentially your vehicle and mode of transportation on to something more personal, be it either a girlfriend or just someone to hook up with. No friendzone involved. Friends; yes. Friendzone; no. You have to be friends with her first before you move on to something more serious.
In practice, its all quite simple. A couple rough first tries are to be expected. Be yourself, talk to her, become friends, if shes interested and you are too then progress the relationship forward to something greater. And be confident; its important!
It's not so easy to explain. You'll get it eventually. There's a lot of fish in the sea, and not even the best fisherman can catch them all. But you can't catch any if you don't man up and cast the line every now and again. Ya know?
#62 to #50
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itsthefuzzz (01/26/2013) [-]
Most of the time you don't really have to say anything. It just kinda clicks. You two wouldn't be hanging out a bunch if there were no interest between you. It just kinda clicks into place. Sometimes you might have to sit her down and tell her you like her or whatever, but by the time you do that, she probably already knows. You can gauge the probability that she likes you with how much physical contact she has with you, what she says, how she conducts herself, if she laughs at your jokes, if she smiles, where her eyes are looking, etc. There's a lot of factors. When it happens, it happens, and you will most certainly know.
#65 to #64
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itsthefuzzz (01/26/2013) [-]
In that case, she is more considered 'one of the guys' and the physical contact rule doesn't apply here. I have a female friend and there is a good deal of physical contact between us, but shes also one of my best friends. Even though there is physical contact between us, im not attracted to her nor her to me. We're just really close friends, and she acts like one of the guys. We call this the 'bro-zone'.
#69 to #66
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itsthefuzzz (01/26/2013) [-]
Now now, remember what i said about confidence? Confidence, simply put, is key. Confidence is the difference between the guy that gets no girls and the guy that gets all the girls. Confidence goes a long way. As long as you're confident, anything can happen. No joke, confidence is probably the biggest thing.
The people that aren't confident usually aren't happy. If you're not happy, you probably won't be confident. See where I'm going with this? It starts with you. If you aren't happy with yourself, then change it so that you are. Find something you enjoy and stick with it. It also has a lot to do with how you perceive things, and sometimes you have to lie to yourself. Probably one of the most valuable pieces of information i know is that if you start acting happy and confident (even if you are not), eventually you WILL be happy and confident. Even if you just pretend to be confident, you eventually will be.
Just try not to overthink all this too much. Its easy when push comes to shove. Just have a little confidence and a positive outlook
The people that aren't confident usually aren't happy. If you're not happy, you probably won't be confident. See where I'm going with this? It starts with you. If you aren't happy with yourself, then change it so that you are. Find something you enjoy and stick with it. It also has a lot to do with how you perceive things, and sometimes you have to lie to yourself. Probably one of the most valuable pieces of information i know is that if you start acting happy and confident (even if you are not), eventually you WILL be happy and confident. Even if you just pretend to be confident, you eventually will be.
Just try not to overthink all this too much. Its easy when push comes to shove. Just have a little confidence and a positive outlook