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#75 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
Hah that steep one is Eve Online and you know it.


And Im pissed cause I just lost 100M in implants..Again. Back to Hek!
#356 to #75 - savannahijack (01/26/2013) [-]
Here's a question. Has Funnyjunk ever had a large scale purpose Alliance for members?

I know Something awful has Goonswarm and Reddit I think has TEST.
I've been on eve for about a month or so and haven't found a solid corp with a large alliance that I want to join.
User avatar #360 to #356 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
I tend to avoid large alliances for the fact I dont realy need to deal with the political drama.

Im in a fairly small alliance 14 corps make up ours.
User avatar #458 to #360 - burnoutlegend (01/27/2013) [-]
Im currently in a new alliance and we are in nulli's space and have taken 2 systems already, to bad the rent is going to be a bitch to get every month, its something like 5-6 billion isk :(
User avatar #471 to #458 - thamuz (01/27/2013) [-]
Hoope you guys can come up with that kind of cash,else it would be very sticky
User avatar #472 to #471 - burnoutlegend (01/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, the ratting is good and our miners well...mine, so we just keep in the grove of things we can have the isk within a couple days, then its all ours for the taking.
User avatar #473 to #472 - thamuz (01/27/2013) [-]
Yeah we lost our hole,tower,everything last night apparently. Oh well. **** happens.
User avatar #474 to #473 - burnoutlegend (01/27/2013) [-]
Sheit man, what was the loss?
User avatar #477 to #474 - thamuz (01/28/2013) [-]
So far as far as I know,one Orca,One pod,and one ship hangar.
User avatar #362 to #360 - savannahijack (01/26/2013) [-]
So FJ has never organized its own corps and alliances?
#366 to #362 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
as far as I know theres only a few of us who play eve online.
User avatar #368 to #366 - savannahijack (01/26/2013) [-]
pity...
User avatar #461 to #368 - moc (01/27/2013) [-]
too many people here think its too hard. (low IQ i guess)
User avatar #462 to #461 - savannahijack (01/27/2013) [-]
If you don't find a good group of people to play with, the game will get extremely tiresome. I haven't managed to find a lively enough crowd to play with, so I am thinking of leaving the game, That or selling my soul to Goonswarm or getting back into Flying Dangerous again, they all seem to be bastards.
User avatar #463 to #462 - moc (01/27/2013) [-]
well i fly with TVP, just a bunch of carebears getting isk
User avatar #464 to #463 - savannahijack (01/27/2013) [-]
What are they miners?
User avatar #465 to #464 - moc (01/27/2013) [-]
nah incursion runners (90% are alts though)
User avatar #466 to #465 - savannahijack (01/27/2013) [-]
meh, I don't have a big enough ship yet for that.
User avatar #467 to #466 - moc (01/27/2013) [-]
Battleship, T2 tank, and meta 4 guns is minmal
User avatar #468 to #467 - savannahijack (01/27/2013) [-]
well I guess I could afford it, Just dont have the skills yet
User avatar #469 to #468 - moc (01/27/2013) [-]
ahh
User avatar #296 to #75 - zoidz (01/26/2013) [-]
I was wanting to play EVE Online but then I heard that it was a monthly sub (not able to do so) and that you have to slave yourself to get into things, but after you get into a big...Alliance? The game basically becomes free. Could someone explain that to me? (Do they sell the in-game money and give you some or...?
#321 to #296 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]


1)yes and no. Theres ways you cna make it free for you(get good skills,and make lots of money,and you can buy your game time in game,right now,in my region,1 PLEX[timecard about 14.99 in USD] runs about 550M-660 million. While,it is a lot of money,you can easily make that in a few weeks with decent skills while mining or doing other things.

In eve,you are a Demigod. Immortal to most people. When you die,you are given a new life in a new body. You lose whatever you had on you,so cargo,ship,ammo,items to fit the ship with,are lost,unless you can claim them before the guy who killed you takes them.

Your skills CAN take a hit but thats if you are a tardmonkey who doesnt update his clone. I have about 5 million skill points and my clone can hold 6.1 million skill points. As long as your current clone doesnt exceed your replacement clone,you wont lose skill points when you die.

And no Im not in a very large corp or a very large alliance.
User avatar #427 to #321 - zoidz (01/26/2013) [-]
Ohhh I see...wow thats nice being able to buy game time using in-game currency. Will see if one day I can try it out...
User avatar #187 to #75 - burnoutlegend (01/26/2013) [-]
I just got in a tengu :3
#323 to #187 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
I hate the Drake,so Ill probably hate the the Tengu.

Im working to a Loki.
User avatar #425 to #323 - burnoutlegend (01/26/2013) [-]
The tengu is a hell of a lot different to the tengu, the tengu is just a machine when it comes to ratting, which is my favorite pass time on eve, especially when i'm in null, mining's all well and good to make a ton of money but in the end you still need to get up to a trade hub to make a lot of iskies. but hey, if you are a minmatar pilot then go ahead :)
#454 to #425 - thamuz (01/27/2013) [-]
I hear lots of love for the Tengu,and I have seen what they are capable of. But I just don't like missiles that much.   
   
And the proteus looks like a space penis. Like 95% of Gallente ships
I hear lots of love for the Tengu,and I have seen what they are capable of. But I just don't like missiles that much.

And the proteus looks like a space penis. Like 95% of Gallente ships
User avatar #457 to #454 - burnoutlegend (01/27/2013) [-]
Yeah the proteus can tank really well, its just missiles are basically easy mode on eve ^^
User avatar #90 to #75 - angeredsasuke (01/26/2013) [-]
Lol wait until you loses a 26B capital ship in dead space.
#125 to #90 - chimeechang (01/26/2013) [-]
i found the person that has never lost a capital ship, doesn't know what DeadSpace is in eve(And if you lose a capital ship here, you should just kill yourself) ntry tho
#98 to #90 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
Well,I have about 1.6B in ships..Not one ship..I cant afford a Carrier yet.. My next project is an arty shield Loki.
#100 to #98 - angeredsasuke (01/26/2013) [-]
You a PvPer?
#101 to #100 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
On occasion. Right now Im building my core skills(and my industrial backing) so I can afford to pvp more. It took 5-6 ships to blow up my barge this morning. And that was just a Procurer.

I am a bomber jockey,I just havent had the money to afford a new bomber since I lost my old one to a sleeper scram
User avatar #80 to #75 - moc (01/26/2013) [-]
Hek, well theres your problem!
#81 to #80 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
I would rather go to Hek. I hate Jita..and Rens..and Amarr...I do like Tash Murkon..Nice and usually quiet there..
User avatar #82 to #81 - moc (01/26/2013) [-]
amarr's rather quiet, i use it as my home station
#83 to #82 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
Am I thinking of the right Amarr? I know Im thinkin of the one major tradehub(bigger than Tash but not as big as Hek or Jita)
User avatar #165 to #83 - moc (01/26/2013) [-]
yeah, amarr the system (amarrian's homesystem) its the 2nd largest trade hub (because of how close it ts to jita)
#76 to #75 - lordcaboose (01/26/2013) [-]
I used to play EVE and I feel your pain.
#77 to #76 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
Well,I got popped in WH space in my Procurer(best barge for the buck). Stupid me didnt make it unprobable. I should have done the ECCM/Warp Core Stab build I have. But I did kick the **** out of a hound before I blew up.

But I just cant believe it took a Hound,Rook,Proteus,Sabre and a Cynable to kill me. Go awesome resits! Bastards didnt even give me back my clone...
User avatar #107 to #77 - Rockaman (01/26/2013) [-]
If you want crazy resists + tank, just look to the Navy Scorpion! 8 mids and a 5% per lvl to resists in Caldari BS
#112 to #107 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
Trust in the rust baby. Im minmatar right now. I cant fly Caldari BS's yet. Im working to a Kitsune eventually.

Dat pricetag on the Navy Scorp..shes a sexy ship,but a very ugly price tag on her.
User avatar #166 to #112 - moc (01/26/2013) [-]
for the price of a navy scorp, its better get a rattlesnake if you want tank, they are holding steady at around 500mill +- and better still is you can easilly get a passive shield tank of over 2.5 K dps while putting out over 1K dps. only thing is that its a real skill intensive ship, your going to need maxed out or damn near maxed out drone skills to fly properly. another thing is if you need isk, incursions! HQ sites pay 31.5 mill a site and 7K LP average site in a good fleet is about 15 mins or so
#452 to #166 - thamuz (01/27/2013) [-]
The Typhoon is without a doubt,the *most* skill point intensive ship in the game(at least for its tier) You literally need almost all your skills at 5 just to fit it decently,and even more so to tank it well.

I <3 my Phoon,but shes a hanger bitch. The Tempest gets the workout.
User avatar #460 to #452 - moc (01/27/2013) [-]
only till the proposed changes they have in store for it, the phoon is going to be changed from a neut/torp/AC boat to have only one form of DPS
#470 to #460 - thamuz (01/27/2013) [-]
Just what we need. Another cruise missile hurling boat. People kept QQing that the Phoon is too hard to fly and now we get another Raven.   
   
I dont think we need anymore Ravens.
Just what we need. Another cruise missile hurling boat. People kept QQing that the Phoon is too hard to fly and now we get another Raven.

I dont think we need anymore Ravens.
User avatar #126 to #112 - Rockaman (01/26/2013) [-]
Mostly fly Winmatar ships myself - they're so rewarding and there's no easy-mode button like Caldari have
User avatar #451 to #126 - thamuz (01/27/2013) [-]
The Caldari are just jealous because they dont know how guns work,so they just throw missiles at your face.

The Gallente..well,I dont really know what to think of their phallus shaped ships.

The Ammarians have a real thing for birds. Is it always thanksgiving over there?

We Winmatar took all their garbage,and a soldering iron and managed to patch enough of a flying scrapheap to get it to space. And kick ass with it.
#117 to #112 - unrealsin (01/26/2013) [-]
MFW I was reading this whole convo....
#119 to #117 - thamuz (01/26/2013) [-]
You are more than welcome to join us.

We can make you..immortal. As long as you are willing to pay the price.
User avatar #120 to #119 - unrealsin (01/26/2013) [-]
Wut price?
#453 to #120 - thamuz (01/27/2013) [-]
Your morals,and the will to do whatever it takes to win. It is all we ask. Oh,and of course a strict dose of common sense.
Your morals,and the will to do whatever it takes to win. It is all we ask. Oh,and of course a strict dose of common sense.
#127 to #120 - Rockaman (01/26/2013) [-]
Your Soul!
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