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#169 - zakaizer (01/26/2013) [-]
My dad tried dwarf fortress, and he got the hang of it in about an hour, and I was just sat there constantly with my brain melting on the floor... How the **** do you understand any of it?
User avatar #415 to #169 - iaminfactawizard (01/26/2013) [-]
How to Play Dwarf Fortress:

1. Generate World.
2. Quick Start.
3. Fail, die.
4. Generate World.
5. Prepare carefully for the journey.
6. Fail, die.
7. Generate World
8. Skim guide while world loads.
9. Prepare carefully for the journey.
10. Forget something, alt-tab.
11. Too late, fail, die.
12. Generate World
13. Pore over guide for an hour.
14. Prepare carefully for the journey, really ******* carefully.
15. Spend ~30 minutes picking a site.
16. Pause on embark, recon.
17. Dig base.
18. Fail, die.

Keep in mind that this is "fun".
#193 to #169 - CIS White Male (01/26/2013) [-]
If you have played one sandbox game like DF, it doesn't take long to understand the others.
User avatar #192 to #169 - Lainge (01/26/2013) [-]
your dad is a ******* wizard that's all
#170 to #169 - kraetyz (01/26/2013) [-]
Read a guide. It helps.
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