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#169
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zakaizer (01/26/2013) [-] 
My dad tried dwarf fortress, and he got the hang of it in about an hour, and I was just sat there constantly with my brain melting on the floor... How the fuck do you understand any of it?
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iaminfactawizard (01/26/2013) [-] How to Play Dwarf Fortress:
1. Generate World.
2. Quick Start.
3. Fail, die.
4. Generate World.
5. Prepare carefully for the journey.
6. Fail, die.
7. Generate World
8. Skim guide while world loads.
9. Prepare carefully for the journey.
10. Forget something, alt-tab.
11. Too late, fail, die.
12. Generate World
13. Pore over guide for an hour.
14. Prepare carefully for the journey, really fucking carefully.
15. Spend ~30 minutes picking a site.
16. Pause on embark, recon.
17. Dig base.
18. Fail, die.
Keep in mind that this is "fun".
1. Generate World.
2. Quick Start.
3. Fail, die.
4. Generate World.
5. Prepare carefully for the journey.
6. Fail, die.
7. Generate World
8. Skim guide while world loads.
9. Prepare carefully for the journey.
10. Forget something, alt-tab.
11. Too late, fail, die.
12. Generate World
13. Pore over guide for an hour.
14. Prepare carefully for the journey, really fucking carefully.
15. Spend ~30 minutes picking a site.
16. Pause on embark, recon.
17. Dig base.
18. Fail, die.
Keep in mind that this is "fun".
