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#169 - zakaizer
Reply +12
(01/26/2013) [-]
My dad tried dwarf fortress, and he got the hang of it in about an hour, and I was just sat there constantly with my brain melting on the floor... How the **** do you understand any of it?
#415 to #169 - iaminfactawizard
Reply 0
(01/26/2013) [-]
How to Play Dwarf Fortress:

1. Generate World.
2. Quick Start.
3. Fail, die.
4. Generate World.
5. Prepare carefully for the journey.
6. Fail, die.
7. Generate World
8. Skim guide while world loads.
9. Prepare carefully for the journey.
10. Forget something, alt-tab.
11. Too late, fail, die.
12. Generate World
13. Pore over guide for an hour.
14. Prepare carefully for the journey, really ******* carefully.
15. Spend ~30 minutes picking a site.
16. Pause on embark, recon.
17. Dig base.
18. Fail, die.

Keep in mind that this is "fun".
#193 to #169 - anon
Reply 0
(01/26/2013) [-]
If you have played one sandbox game like DF, it doesn't take long to understand the others.
#192 to #169 - Lainge
Reply +3
(01/26/2013) [-]
your dad is a ******* wizard that's all
#170 to #169 - kraetyz
Reply +1
(01/26/2013) [-]
Read a guide. It helps.