Best Suicide

what if, after you super glue hands to face, you decide not to do it??

>Put confetti in mouth
>Throw party
>Make sure there are children
>Get everyone's attention
>Put gun in mouth and shoot self
>Confetti flies out the back of my head
>Children will be scarred and think their heads are filled with confetti

It would appear that way till they found the razor noose.

It wouldn't sever the spinal cord, not unless you were falling on the wire at at least like 40mph or more.

So you'd be stuck there.

Writhing.

With your hands superglued to your head.

Like an absolute twat.

Until you died.

or alternatively
>get can of gasoline
>coat yourself in gasoline
>go out into a public place full of people
>scream out "FLAME ON"
>light yourself on fire and run

Then they'll just see the stool and razor wire and put two and two together.

Parents face when they find you.

or you could, inject a needle into a arm vein with a tube at the end which is connected to an aquarium pump

cop 1-"so how do you think he died?"
cop 2-"well theres a razor wire noose here so i guess he cut his head off with it"
cop 1-" oh yeah, well why does he have super glue attaching his hands to his head?" cop 2-" maybe he was just a fucking retar"
cop 1-"yeah what a faggot"
The end

HARD MODE:

Slam dunk your head

but wouldn't they see the chair and the wire and think you were a faggot?

I just carry around a suicide note with me where ever I go just in case of the off chance that I die in some ridiculous way like getting struck by lightning or spontaneously combusting so people will think it was suicide and spend the rest of their lives wondering how the fuck I managed to kill myself in such a manner.

It would look suspicious to have a foot stool and a hanging razor wire noose next to your dead body.

Wouldn't people be able to tell you did this by the wire noose on your ceiling?

aside from the fact that there's still a razor wire noose and a chair right next to you

*an badass

Piano wire and cement glue would work better.