Best Suicide. . So you' decided to end it all? h/ Breanne: How to become an hero like a champ. Step I Make a razor wire nee: -tel Step 2: Stick yew head in! Ste
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Best Suicide

So you' decided
to end
it all?
h/ Breanne:
How to become an hero
like a ******* champ.
Step I Make a razor wire nee: -tel
Step 2: Stick yew head in!
Step B: Cover your hands in super glue!
Note: It will take about 5
minutes for the glue ta set
It now appears that {mu have ripped
off yew elem ******* head.
Eii;
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Submitted: 01/25/2013
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#8 - fahquoo (01/25/2013) [+] (8 replies)
what if, after you super glue hands to face, you decide not to do it??
#47 - commentremoved (01/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Put confetti in mouth
>Throw party
>Make sure there are children
>Get everyone's attention
>Put gun in mouth and shoot self
>Confetti flies out the back of my head
>Children will be scarred and think their heads are filled with confetti
#1 - reallifebutters (01/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
It would appear that way till they found the razor noose.
It would appear that way till they found the razor noose.
#49 - broorb (01/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
It wouldn't sever the spinal cord, not unless you were falling on the wire at at least like 40mph or more.

So you'd be stuck there.

Writhing.

With your hands superglued to your head.

Like an absolute twat.

Until you died.
#30 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (01/25/2013) [-]
#50 - Tacos R Us (01/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
or alternatively   
>get can of gasoline   
>coat yourself in gasoline   
>go out into a public place full of people   
>scream out "FLAME ON"   
>light yourself on fire and run
or alternatively
>get can of gasoline
>coat yourself in gasoline
>go out into a public place full of people
>scream out "FLAME ON"
>light yourself on fire and run
-31
#12 - kingnewfag has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#15 to #12 - vaginismus (01/25/2013) [-]
Your account name is right, if you think some crya-whatever was the first to think of this. This content is ******* old.
#123 - WitchKingTroll (01/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Then they'll just see the stool and razor wire and put two and two together.
Then they'll just see the stool and razor wire and put two and two together.
#78 - sammyjankiis (01/26/2013) [-]
Parents face when they find you.
Parents face when they find you.
User avatar #17 - sjakk (01/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
or you could, inject a needle into a arm vein with a tube at the end which is connected to an aquarium pump
User avatar #19 to #18 - sjakk (01/25/2013) [-]
i used to do marijuanas but i craved something stronger and started to do gummy vitamin bears, one day i ODed and i thank jesus christ everyday for saving me that day
#168 - toxicwastedump ONLINE (01/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
cop 1-"so how do you think he died?"
cop 2-"well theres a razor wire noose here so i guess he cut his head off with it"
cop 1-" oh yeah, well why does he have super glue attaching his hands to his head?" cop 2-" maybe he was just a ******* retar"
cop 1-"yeah what a faggot"
The end
#31 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My favurite one I saw on /b/ is you go to the store and fill you cart with mile then go toi the till and while you are emyting your cart drop one of the containers start screaming about milk then pull a gun out and shoot yourself
User avatar #36 to #32 - TrevorNorris (01/25/2013) [-]
Get a bunch of milk, when purchasing all the milk, drop one jug, freak the **** out and shoot yourself. Luckily I have seen the post so I understood the unknown code.
#53 - carlitosyo (01/26/2013) [+] (9 replies)
"an hero"
*twitch*
User avatar #165 - joyfullreaper (01/26/2013) [+] (25 replies)
HARD MODE:

Slam dunk your head
User avatar #26 - jesusnipplehairs (01/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
but wouldn't they see the chair and the wire and think you were a faggot?
#179 - boogerfart (01/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I just carry around a suicide note with me where ever I go just in case of the off chance that I die in some ridiculous way like getting struck by lightning or spontaneously combusting so people will think it was suicide and spend the rest of their lives wondering how the **** I managed to kill myself in such a manner.
#181 - funkyrednipples (01/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
It would look suspicious to have a foot stool and a hanging razor wire noose next to your dead body.
It would look suspicious to have a foot stool and a hanging razor wire noose next to your dead body.
User avatar #82 - theannoyingFJguy (01/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
How is one to make a razor noose safely
User avatar #85 to #82 - ProWig (01/26/2013) [-]
WEAR THE ******* MITTS
#48 - thebassmaster (01/25/2013) [-]
aside from the fact that there's still a razor wire noose and a chair right next to you
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