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Willy Wonka and the child factory
Witty Wanna knew these children the in his fasten. After Augustus gets
sucked up the shoot, they all hop on heard the Mat through the tunnel at doom,
The heat deosn' t have have extra vacant seats maugh, It was designed with prior
knowledge that they would less two participants treaure that paint. Later they
drive a meant spewing car with only tour seats. did they have another car
waiting in the garage in case the others made it? Of course not. Willy Venera
USES children to make candy,
sucked up the shoot, they all hop on heard the Mat through the tunnel at doom,
The heat deosn' t have have extra vacant seats maugh, It was designed with prior
knowledge that they would less two participants treaure that paint. Later they
drive a meant spewing car with only tour seats. did they have another car
waiting in the garage in case the others made it? Of course not. Willy Venera
USES children to make candy,
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#4
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killerrook (01/25/2013) [+]
(9 replies)
Each main character represents a deadly sin and the entire scenario falls back to greek mythology. Willy Wonka is Hades, the boat ride is like the crossing of the river of souls, and he is looking for the one pure person to replace him.
#8 to #6
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iliekchocolatmilke ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-] Augustus Gloop is Gluttony (always eating or thinking of eating)
Veruca Salt is Greed (Spoiled brat who always wants more)
Violet Beauregarde is pride (always boasting)
Mike Teavee is sloth (always watching TV)
Grandpa is Envy (Wants what Willy has and what Charlie has (the ticket))
Charlie is lust (not sexual but the intense desire)
and Wonka is Wrath (punishes everyone for there flaws)
Veruca Salt is Greed (Spoiled brat who always wants more)
Violet Beauregarde is pride (always boasting)
Mike Teavee is sloth (always watching TV)
Grandpa is Envy (Wants what Willy has and what Charlie has (the ticket))
Charlie is lust (not sexual but the intense desire)
and Wonka is Wrath (punishes everyone for there flaws)
#27
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gavoman (01/25/2013) [-]
Also, when everyone is led to the new televison candy room, they are given glasses and jackets. You'll notice, once again, that there are just enough for everyone. He knew there would only be 2 kids left.
Fuckin creeper....
Fuckin creeper....
#11
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thereisaguy (01/25/2013) [+]
(4 replies)
Oh wow, wrong in the first six words. He knew they could succumb to greed but not die hence them all living due to special treatments for whatever befell them.
#43
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jacencaedus (01/26/2013) [-] they didn't die though. Both in the book and in the remake we see them walking out of the factory at the end
#48
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flipninefive (01/26/2013) [+]
(6 replies)
The kids don't die. He knew that the kids would not make it farther into the trip, which is why when they did something, he gave little effort into stopping them. He was looking for one child that had a pure heart and could carry on his work.
Also, the other kids represent the seven deadly sins.
Ya done got trivia'd!
Also, the other kids represent the seven deadly sins.
Ya done got trivia'd!
#58
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catzombie (01/26/2013) [-]
Nobody died in the movie. He wanted them to not "survive" the trip so he can find the last person to give the magic candy to.
#49
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assassinscreedpwns (01/26/2013) [-]
His factory is closed off to the public for years. Unless he kidnaps children, but then it doesn't make sense to just suddenly have 5 kids come into the factory. They're also shown to be fine later in the book and the movie.
Most likely it was just a stunt to get people to buy more candy.
Most likely it was just a stunt to get people to buy more candy.
#19
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awesomenessdefined ONLINE (01/25/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
When they made this movie, who decided it would be a good idea to change the name? Seriously. Why?
