German history. . We always wondered what German history books said: Um... We nicked up here, here, harm"... Big time here, and some more here.. what happened from 1939 to 1945? hitler decided to follow his dreams of becoming an artist. we visited poland for vacation., everybody had fun. dont ask questio
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German history

We always wondered
what German history
books said:
Um... We nicked up
here, here, harm"... Big
time here, and some
more here.
...
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User avatar #50 - happygrowman (01/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what happened from 1939 to 1945? hitler decided to follow his dreams of becoming an artist. we visited poland for vacation., everybody had fun. dont ask questions, turn to page 394.
User avatar #118 - themastertroller (01/25/2013) [-]
>Germans ****** up in two world wars
>Germany is one country
>2+1=3
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
#80 - silvermoonelf (01/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I go to school in America, and I'm taking US History... Most of the class is "America 						******					 up the world. We should feel bad. The American Revolution shouldn't have happened. Now study awesome American values and come up with a way to make it into a new constitution for people in the middle east so everywhere can be America."   
   
...I don't know exactly what my teacher thinks of this country.
I go to school in America, and I'm taking US History... Most of the class is "America ****** up the world. We should feel bad. The American Revolution shouldn't have happened. Now study awesome American values and come up with a way to make it into a new constitution for people in the middle east so everywhere can be America."

...I don't know exactly what my teacher thinks of this country.
User avatar #16 - philm (01/25/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Atleast we have a real history and arent just some immigrants with a 150 years or so history
User avatar #36 - SnugglyWuggly (01/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
They probably show it from the most honest viewpoint.

Considering how the US textbook tells most about WW2 as the war, and not the politics.

I would suspect the German Textbook to tell the war as it is, about what all Hitler did, about how he helped bring them out of a bad economy (Correct me if I'm wrong.) But they would also tell about his corruption.
User avatar #172 - I Am Monkey (01/25/2013) [-]
Everybody's QQing about how america apparently censors our history. I don't know if it's just that I live in a blue state, but my American History courses have always been taught as "American is evil 101".
The course syllabus read like this:
-Native Americans got ****** over
-Slavery
-Imperialism
-Civil Rights Movement
User avatar #203 - keiishiyama (01/25/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Propaganda at work. Germans shouldn't be punished for the past. The people who take charge are responsible.
#213 to #205 - CollinTB (01/25/2013) [-]
>Implying all modern Germans descend from high ranking members of the Nazi party
>Implying all modern Germans descend from high ranking members of the Nazi party
#108 - Seventeen (01/25/2013) [-]
VEE VER INVITED; PUNCH VAS SERVED! CHECK VIT POLAND!
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User avatar #185 - awesomenessdefined (01/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
They tell them that the Nazis came in and took over.
Many people forget, the first country the Nazi's invaded was Germany.
#157 - I Am Monkey (01/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #102 - thegrohltroll (01/25/2013) [+] (13 replies)
what french history books say:
yeah we didn't do **** here, we basically just went to lose
Ah here...america saved us
now this battle was legendary! we lost it
AND HERE! We won! after being saved by america...again
#30 - Bloodgartham (01/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Let's see.... they messed up WW2 cause that was actually their fault. Except for that, they have mostly been a major power throughout modern history.
Let's see.... they messed up WW2 cause that was actually their fault. Except for that, they have mostly been a major power throughout modern history.
User avatar #169 - skittlevodka (01/25/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I love how 'muricans are always pointing fingers.
Look what the Germans did, they ****** up real good...
Have you looked at yourself? Your 150 years of History started with a genocide of 100 million natives.("American Holocaust" by David Stannard)
Do your textbooks ever mention that?
How about you learn to stop pointing fingers at other countries, everyone makes mistakes, some make bigger ones some smaller ones.
As in the History books, it says it how it was; Hitler only came to power, because of the desperation of the people in Germany at the time. The first world war devastated the country like any other country participation in the war, in addition to this, the Paris peace settlement were signed.
Then in 1923, France broke this treaty, by invading the Ruhr, because Germany was unable to pay the amounts of money demanded by France.
I’m not making excuses for Hitler, I’m just trying to elucidate the reasons for this terrible occasion.
#177 to #169 - I Am Monkey (01/25/2013) [-]
100 Million Natives? Are you ******* High? The population of the entire Western Hemisphere wasn't even 100 million when the Europeans first arrived. By the time America even came into existence the overwhelming majority of them were already dead from Europeans and disease.
User avatar #114 - koneella (01/25/2013) [+] (8 replies)
It's almost as good as the US.
1945:oh we dropped few atom bombs to japan
1962:oh soviets are friends with kuba, better to surround kuba
1964:oh we hold naked children in hostage and shooted them and dropped napalm on them
1971:oh that terrorist attack towards us that killed 4000 africans
1979:oh our agent became a middle-eastern dictator called Hussein
1988:oh our agent started a terrorist organization called Al-Qaeda
2001:oh we bombed our own towers (aetruth911.org)
the list is endless
#88 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I wonder , usa history book say , we ****** half mexico ? And then get piss for traveling to the lands that ones belong to them
#96 to #88 - herpymcderp (01/25/2013) [-]
Get piss?
#12 - neroooooooooo (01/25/2013) [-]
And this is how we let it happen that idiot 'merica became the superpower.
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User avatar #9 - thepastryistrue (01/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yes, just like back then, when Germans invented the airbag, the aspirin, helicopters, coffee filters, bicycles, the mp3-format, social legislation, tooth paste, spark plugs, the diesel engine, and stuff like that.
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