Nothing says I love you like

But.. the element's dubnium.

**menqudoneix rolls 298** sacrificing self for the sake of all.

You give him some meat and he gives you the "meat"

Give him a blow job while he eats the steak. Surefire way of making sure the crush sticks around

I don't get why people feel the need to thumb this down.

You gave enough to comment about it..

**iaminfactawizard rolls 650** Touche.

He bearly had any meat on him. ba dum tis

Thank you.

although that joke has been made so many times, your roll was pretty apt.

Is that Cole Sprouse?

yes

Fuck you.

Are you afraid of being slapped with salad?

That shit can sting pretty bad..

WE WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR BACON AND EVERYTHiNG YOU LOVE! ALL HAIL ROSIE O'DONNELL!

Umm... he wasn't a true Vegan thou... (Just sayin)

do you just feel the need to be that guy?

not really I just felt like saying it.

He lost his powers due to the Vegan police. ZUUUUUUM

Fuck you too.

Well good for you bro.

*Eats my roast now*

how do you get your iron

'People on funnyjunk seem open minded' take a long look people you'll never see that written again

Found the vegan

YOU.

Are a wonderful person and I love you.

To be quite honest, it's because it's abnormal for someone to not eat meat. I mean look at your teeth: being an omnivore is encoded in your anatomical structure, therefor is important. And when we see someone do different, we unconsciously believe them to not be doing something correctly, i.e. only eat plants.

It's practically the same concept with furries, bronys, katawa's, beliebers, ect. We think of them differently, and since some of them are extremists who try to spread it through anger (and that one bad apple spoils the bunch) we think of them as a nuisance and try to argue back at them. And since the vegans are caring and respecting (most are anyway), they try to avoid arguements that will get them in deeper crap.

And I just realized that this is the most I have typed in a single comment, so have a girl with an amazingly adorable smile.

It's not abnormal to not eat meat. We clearly have flat teeth, except from the two in our upper mouth which are made to chew hard fruits. We are not omnivores; we would get sick from a raw-meat diet. You can feed any herbivore cooked meat, just like humans.

Same as bronies etc? Far. Fucking. From. Your examples are followers of franchises. I am part of several franchises but why the Hell would I care if other people liked the same stuff as me? The difference is that vegans (like human rights advocates telling people not to drink Coca Cola etc) want to make a difference, by trying to convert people. Before you compare it to religions, it's not the same, because we are not trying to help /you/ (i.e. if you sin YOU will go to Hell). Obviously, if I belong to a religion, I will try to convert you probably once, but afterwards I will be like "Your bad, I tried" but with veganism and human rights etc. YOUR actions cause the suffering of OTHER beings, which is wrong.

Before you get mad, you post your opinion, I post mine. I am ready for red thumbs for not agreeing with the majority of Funnyjunk.

I'm not talking about a franchaise or anything. I'm talking about different cultures, fandoms, whatever-you-call-them, and the rest of society gaining opinions about these groups since they are different, and thinking them as strange. The majority of humans eat meat. We are hunter-gatherers by default.

And another thing: We do not like change in anything. We fear change to such a degree, that we think those who try to change it as ridiculous. And we have been eating both meat and plants for so long, it has become a dogma in modern society to eat both.

Anyway, Im tired, and I got class in the morning, so I wish you a lovely sleep.

I am unsure of whether you are arguing for or against veganism with your arguments...

I'm just trying to explain in my own words why our modern society looks down on vegans and other different groups. I'm not for or against anyone. I'm more in a gray area when it comes to these sort of things.

Ahh, okay. Nevertheless, you are absolutely correct in that.

"Canines" was what I was talking about. Certainly, any carnivore has a whole mouth of teeth far sharper than our "canines". It is a common myth, but they are NOT used for chewing meat.

Plant murderer.

You don't need meat. It's not important. It's not vital, it's not necessary. This is a fact.
And it's not abnormal for us to not eat meat, we can do perfectly fine without. In fact the human body thrives better on a healthy varied vegitarian diet.

I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with eating meat, but these are just absurb claims.

I'm not saying anything about the body's reaction to a no-meat diet. I'm talking about societies psychological views of a change in a process in a group of individuals.

You said it's important to eat meat and it's abnormal to not eat meat from a anatomical point of view.
But that's wrong.

Quote: "it's because it's abnormal for someone to not eat meat. I mean look at your teeth: being an omnivore is encoded in your anatomical structure, therefor is important"

I'm just saying that in a historical viewpoint. Like I said to tyraxio, eating both have been in the human behavior for so long, it's practically a dogma in the modern world.
I didn't say you would become malnourished if you don't eat meat, but I guess it could be implied through it, and I apologize for my poor choice of words.
But my point still stands: vegans have changed something that has been around for thousands of years. And like I stated once before "Us humans don't like change."

And yes, I'm just randomly loading gifs.

Fair enough.

I don't see a lot of hate towards vegans here, mostly just anticipation of a vegan attack. In my experience, a vegan will use name calling such as murderer or barbarian and such when confronted with someone who eats meat. Especially on the internet. I've got nothing against vegans anymore than I do anyone else, except for arrogant and intolerant fuckwits, and there are those kinds of people in every group. Every barrel has a few bad apples.

Vegans like any other group of people in society have good people and bad people.

I dont call myself anything, but i dont eat meat, and i definitely try my best to stay away from dairy products, so i guess i could call myself a vegan, however this labeling of lifestyles is not something i find important.

I just think it's important not to lecture people, but at least share your own knowledge on a certain subject (such as nutrition).

I rarely encounter vegans who call meat eaters "murderers" or anything like that (maybe im lucky). I have only met vegans who have nothing but good intentions towards people who are on a health hazardous diet i.e trying to steer people in a better direction.

The reason that people find vegans so "agressive" is not nescessarilly because because vegans are specifically agressive, but more because people are so scared of facing their own bad habits.

Bad habits? How presumptuous.

What do you mean?

Bad habits are choices people take even though they know that they shouldn't.
Eating a big mac every day even though you know perfectly well that it's bad for you, is something i would consider a bad habit.

Smoking cigarettes is a bad habit.
Drinking is a bad habit.

Why are people so afraid to admit that they sometimes make poor decisions?

I have bad habits myself, i drive without my seat belt even though i know it's ridiculously stupid of me to do. If someone tells me that i should probably quit that bad habit of mine, i would appreciate their concern, instead of telling them to mind their own business.

I hope this makes any sense.

Thank you for perfectly illustrating my point when it comes to vegans on their high horse. Eating meat is not a bad habit. And you know perfectly well that was what you were originally referring to. I've made my point, to be honest I really don't care if it sticks. Internet fights aren't my thing. Good day. *Tips hat.*

If your intentions was to call me an arrogant better knowing son of a bitch no matter what i said, and consider yourself victorious, then i agree this argument is pretty silly.

My arguing has not been any different from yours, and still you stubbornly claim that i am this and that.

Meat is not bad i can maybe agree on that. But eating a lot of meat like we do in the western world is incredibly bad for our health.

Also, every human on the planet is Lactose Intolerant.

No, because while religion is something that is different for each individual, nutrition is something that affects us all in the same way.

It doesn't matter if a person weighing 200lbs "believes" that eating 10 big macs a day is good for his health. Fat is fat, and fat makes you fat.

If i tell this person that the reason for his obesity is most likely his massive intake of unhealthy food, am i shoving my believes down his throat then?

No, I am simply sharing my knowledge on the matter.

The actor Woody Harrelson who is a vegan, told the story of how he used to have acne well into his twenties. It was only when a stranger on the bus told him that his acne was probably due to his lactose intolerance.
As soon as he gave up all dairy products, his acne disappeared.

Do you think this stranger on the bus should have just minded her own business, and let him struggle with a lactose intolerance he didn't even know he had?

I love you.

>Open minded.

No, funnyjunkers are a bunch of immature, intolerant cunts.

It's true. They just thumb down anything that they don't like to hear. They're a bunch of stupid kids.

mfw vegans

But they are vegans... They can't eat shit can they?

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm no, because I don't want to tell you the
horrors that will greet your eyes

haha i didn't think about it that way. i bet you think like OP ;)

you sir have bested me. That was pretty damn clever

<3 u 2

I have a date for Valentine's day too.



It's February 14th...

Hey man, not having a girlfriend on valentines day means you get all the cheap candy.

I actually don't care. I just needed to use the joke lol

Most people (meat eaters or not) lack musclemass.

The difference is that people with a higher body fat percentage tend to look more "buff" even though their muscles are sometimes almost non-existing.

When you change to a low fat diet and you burn of all of the excessive fat, you will look small until you begin to build muscle mass.

The picture to the right is an example of a vegan bodybuilder. He has a very low body fat percentage, but his muscles are "real muscles" if you know what that means :)

I dont know if you care or not, but if you do, i suggest you check out a site called "veganbodybuilding" to see for yourself that being a vegan does not equal a lack of muscles.

picture to the left*

While I agree with what you said, bodybuilding focuses a lot more on aesthetics than strength.
That guy would lift more than me any day, but power lifters focus more on strength, which is was #27 mentioned.

I went swimming with a couple of twins on vacation in florida last spring.
The water seemed to have more viscosity than their skin, it just kinda rippled around.
It wasn't until later that I found out they were vegan...
They were still pretty hot but I don't imagine there was a lot of muscle tone (unfortunately I didn't get the chance to find out).