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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
#75 - thatmetalguy
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(01/25/2013) [-]
How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5. One to screw it in, 4 others to talk about how much better Neil Peart would've done it.
What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test? Drool.
What do you call that guy that hangs out with musicians? A drummer.
How is a sneeze like a drum solo? You can tell it's coming but there's nothing you can do to stop it.
I'm a drummer but i still find these hilarious, and I'm pretty guilty for the Neil Peart one.
#116 to #75 - anon id: b39e6f69
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How do you know the stage is balanced? the dribble is running from both sides of the drummer's mouth
#115 to #75 - anon id: b39e6f69
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What's the difference between a large pizza and a drummer? The pizza feeds the whole family
#107 to #75 - umppis
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Those were hilarious, im a drummer too but i find those funny
User avatar #94 to #75 - nucularwar
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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?