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User avatar #85 - brettyoke (01/25/2013) [-]
bone is not 5 times stronger than steel. The force required to bite off your finger is the same as biting off a carrot. I cannot bite off steel.
#98 to #85 - uvqdkh (01/25/2013) [-]
That's actually a myth. I teach self defense classes, and a lot of people will bring that up, but it's not true.
User avatar #105 to #98 - Sataria (01/25/2013) [-]
Sir, clearly you don't know about Muscle, if you are high you can bite your own finger off (you can't bite off your thumb though) You want to know what stops you finger from not breaking off, because of the mother ******* muscle on that **** , it protects your finger from being torn off in a tragic event of finger weight training. You are also right, unless you're high or drunk out of your mind or mental your brain won't let you bite it off it will be all like "YO MAN! THATS NOT COOL! that don't belong in your dumbass mouth, I love that finger, you will not separate us!"

The bones in your finger are no stronger then a small chicken bone, but the bones in thigh, damn, you could beat wolverine over the head with it and know him out, that one is had to break.
#109 to #105 - uvqdkh (01/25/2013) [-]
Yeah your femur is as hard as concrete. I never said that you couldn't snap off your finger, I just said that it's not as easy as biting into a carrot. Pic related, it's Captain Canada.
User avatar #93 to #85 - qauronexoforce (01/25/2013) [-]
So you have bitten off 1 of your fingers have you?
#86 to #85 - jaedi (01/25/2013) [-]
You realize that if the same force was required to break a carrot as our finger, we would not POSSIBLY be able to lift more than like 10 pounds? Or even stand up for that matter.
User avatar #87 to #86 - brettyoke (01/25/2013) [-]
"bite off". The jaws are pretty powerful, and the cutting action is more effective than just making your fingers curl to lift something. You're also seperating the finger bone from the other bodily bones, and when you lift something, all the bones are working together.
#91 to #87 - cptnbarbrosa (01/25/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what youre talking about.  Biting off a carrot and a finger is a phenomenal difference in the required amount of pressure that has to be applied
I'm not sure what youre talking about. Biting off a carrot and a finger is a phenomenal difference in the required amount of pressure that has to be applied
User avatar #90 to #87 - Nullifier (01/25/2013) [-]
You believe the carrot thing? **** , I lol'd.

You, sir, are very wrong. Pinch a carrot and your fingernails break through it. Push a carrot onto a table and it crunches. Bend a carrot and it snaps quite easily.

Now push your finger onto a table....Nothing ******* happens

That's just some ********
#89 to #87 - jaedi (01/25/2013) [-]
"Biting off" is the same force between each, no matter if it is focused or not. You actually said the force is the same on your original post. I maintain my stance that bones are far more stable that carrots.
#95 to #89 - cptnbarbrosa (01/25/2013) [-]
don't be ridiculous. i couldn't break a carrot in half if i tried...
User avatar #92 to #89 - brettyoke (01/25/2013) [-]
I misworded. Sorry for that.
#96 to #92 - jaedi (01/25/2013) [-]
No problem, I remember reading that 'fact' as well for the first time, and when it's in a comp of something like this is can be fairly convincing despite better judgment.
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