Onions. Tags lie.. File: 1358998_ -( 36 its 353x334, , jpg) 2 be 16 2 on my tap station (laptop) 2 browsing through porn 2 mom comes in and takes away tap stati you suck
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File: 1358998_ -( 36 its 353x334, , jpg)
2 be 16
2 on my tap station (laptop)
2 browsing through porn
2 mom comes in and takes away tap station
2 cuss like bananas to her
2 she leaves room
2 go to closet
2 open drawer and take out my onion
2 prayed chrolt
2 suddenly pass out
2 wake up next day
2 go to see my mom
2 see her body open and expanded with onions
2 look inside her body and see note
2 It' s all ogre now. go
2 Smelt is outside on a floating onion
2 Come with me- and all your problems will be ogre
2 I hop on. and we fly away into space
2 land on onion planet where everything is onions
2 start a new life and marry chrolt
2 have crazy onion sex with onions all over my butthole
2 this is the chrolt life
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Submitted: 01/24/2013
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#4 - daftiduck (01/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>have crazy onion sex with onions all over my butthole

I prefer lemons
#2 - nyj (01/24/2013) [-]
>see her body open and her vagina expanded with onions
>see her body open and her vagina expanded with onions
User avatar #5 - finishhimlarry (01/24/2013) [-]
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
#13 - ilikeorangejuice (01/25/2013) [-]
I can't comprehend this.
User avatar #18 - athojew ONLINE (01/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Does anyone have the post were he kills the boss and it ends with "they should have checked themselves before they Shrecked themselves"
#16 - SevenForOhNoe (01/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 - coachbrianguy (01/25/2013) [-]
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
#19 - lieplease (01/25/2013) [-]
> see her body open and her vagina expanded with onions
> see her body open and her vagina expanded with onions
User avatar #25 - kingbulbasaur (01/25/2013) [-]
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
#24 - internetbridgetrol ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
I wish i had more thumbs to give. This is the second, and I mean second, thing to ever really make me laugh, even smile, through the internet.

Pic related, the only other thing
#21 - NIMDAEHTMAI (01/25/2013) [-]
What the shrek am I reading?
#15 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [-]
there needs to be a shrek channel
#14 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [-]
can i delete my anon comment?
#11 - kusherboy (01/25/2013) [-]
**kusherboy rolled a random image posted in comment #251177 at Friendly ** Saw this yesterday
>laughed hard at "cussed like bananas at her"
#10 - juicymucus (01/25/2013) [-]
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#7 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [-]
Check yoself before you Shrek yoself.
#3 - anonymous (01/24/2013) [-]
this **** is ******* stupid.
#1 - anonymous (01/24/2013) [-]
all hail the great and mighty shrek
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