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The c word is near essential in all Scottish communication.

I will judge anyone who uses the term "the _ word" as a faggot. Unless you're discussing the word nigger with a black guy.

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There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...

a) I'll be rude to a waiter if they're being an asshole. Don't act like waiters are some kind of holy person or baby Jesus or some shit. Don't be a needless dick, but don't put up with a dickhead or a shitty waiter.
b) Alright, yeah, You got that one.
c) Seriously? Why? Is there something innately horrible about it? I say "can't" all the time, and it's very close. Is that offensive? Why or why not? Let me ask you this-- is it any more offensive than any other swear word? No? Then shut the fuck up. I do what I want, cunt.

But besides all that, what makes you think you can judge an entire person based on one shitty action? Everyone does bad shit once in a while. We're only human. Fuck off. I, personally, judge people who don't start lists with colons. That's right, I'm judging you, asshole. Not so nice to have strangers nitpick at your behavior, huh?

But good content OP, it rustled me in a good way.

There are three things in this world I cannot stand:
1. Homophobia
2. Racism
3. That faggot-nigger down the street

Oh bullshit, cunt is the best word of all time. I use it at any opportunity.

Being from Scotland, cunt gets thrown around like it's absolutely nothing.

the word does, too.

What's worse than people who park in handicap spots are fat people who take the handicap karts when they shop. Or worse when fat people in a scooter take the handicap line at an amusement part. Since when was being fat a disability?

there are only two things in this world i can't stand:
Those who are intolerant of other people's culture...
and the Dutch


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I'll use what ever words I want, cunt. Shut yo mouth.

The other two I can understand though.

Really? Just "Cunt"?
I prefer to get creative with my swears, dicksoup.

I get all of them but the cunt one, here in Australia we have embraced cunt, not only is it a comical word that can replace just about every noun, adjective and sometimes verbs, but it is a great word to let off some steam with.

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

I think I'm addicted to the word cunt. I use it constantly without even thinking, it's a problem.

cunt=/=pussy Can someone explain this bullshit o me?

Cunt is my favourite word. Being English it's a common word. Waiters are normally nice, but some waiters are complete cunts and need to be told. I don't park in disabled spots, but disabled people don't even need to park in disabled spots, fuck them!