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#28 - thebestofmurder (01/24/2013) [-]
I knew a gay waiter once... his name was Tim. I hated Tim, he bothered me. I don't think any straight man could handle that amount of fabulous and not be blinded by the sparkle makeup. So many glitters.....it was aweful....and the laugh...						*********************************					. It was like a castrated hyena on sugar pills while breathing 100% helium. never again never again never again never againnever again
I knew a gay waiter once... his name was Tim. I hated Tim, he bothered me. I don't think any straight man could handle that amount of fabulous and not be blinded by the sparkle makeup. So many glitters.....it was aweful....and the laugh... ********************************* . It was like a castrated hyena on sugar pills while breathing 100% helium. never again never again never again never againnever again
User avatar #55 to #28 - modernclassmusic (01/24/2013) [-]
normally i would say, "hey man, let the waiter be" but holy **** that sounds like an awful experience... i take it it's not that he's gay, it's just cuz he's annoying as **** ... I thought you were gonna say he's sassy, and i wall "HORY SHEEIT SASSY gay FRIEND IS BEST FRIEND" but then i read the rest of the comment and felt deep sympathies...
#48 to #28 - raaawrr (01/24/2013) [-]
That laugh description was priceless.
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