Tumblr. Found on the internet. My first boner When I was like it or something, I was home atone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own bus
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My first boner
When I was like it or something, I was home atone with my brothers and I
was taking a bath just minding my own business- Then all of a sudden my
dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff- I didn' t
know what it was because my family is full of assholes who didn' t tell me
anything about puberty so I was freaking out, I literally started crying and
screaming and I thought it was going to fall off and that I was going to have
to go to the hospital and oh my god I think I can honestly say that it was
probably the most terrifying thing I have ever experienced. So then my
brother runs in and sees me and starts laughing uncontrollably so I start
crying even harder because he used to only laugh at me when something
really bad was happening to me and he called my other brother in there and
they were both laughing and I was screaming at them to stop laughing while
I was crying and asking them what it was and ugh it was terrible. So then
when they calmed down they told me that it was a super power I had and all
the boys in our family had it and that t just needed to learn to control it but I
co esdrft talk about it with anyone but them because when you have super
powers you can' t tell anyone or yew get jealous villains. So I kept my
secret and I spent so long trying to control those powers and I got so
frustrated because I couldnt get it to come back no matter how hard I tried-
Then a couple weeks later I got it again (when I wassat trying) and i was
walking around the house all proud like “oh everyone look at my powers I
got it" and my mom saw it and almost screamed and then she explained the
truth to me it was really disappointing-
eunhae/ , than? Haider,
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Submitted: 01/23/2013
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#4 - Saundazzz (01/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'd like to introduce you to my friend Comma...
I'd like to introduce you to my friend Comma...
User avatar #10 - HardyUndertook ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
I remember when i was at least 4 or 5 i got pee boner. I had no idea what it was but I found out I could do a trick. So without pants or underwear I walk out into the living room. There was my mom, her friend and her friends husband sitting on the couch talking doing adult stuff. My mom just about has a heart attack when she seems me and I said "MOM! look wat i can do" as i start making my penis twitch and bounce. I even said "Look mom no hands!" 18 years later.....i don't regret a thing
User avatar #8 - mexicanfood (01/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only one who got boners for as long as he can remember? Would just get random ones, when it came to sex ed, I really didn't understand the big fuss about your dick getting hard.
#6 - theftbkid (01/24/2013) [-]
Run-ons, run-ons everywhere.
#7 - alfrebecht (01/24/2013) [-]
Someone say superpower?
Someone say superpower?
User avatar #13 - rentalcar (01/24/2013) [-]
This made me laugh in the middle of a math-test!

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