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#137
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ohgoditseverywhere (01/23/2013) [-]
Why my faith started to get shaky in school:
"I haven't had that shot."
"Well then you can't be here, you need to go home right now."
"But I can choose, that's my right."
"You gave up your rights coming through the front doors. You don't have rights here."
Why my faith was somewhat renewed:
Every year at the first pep-rally, the whole gym would chant "Go Home Freshman". It was tradition, initiation of sorts, and finally the magical fairy princessistration got so butt-hurt by it they banned us from saying it. Even after the Freshman said they didn't care and they felt welcome since they endured it. magical fairy princessistration goes Hitler and says "either you can sit down and be quiet and watch the dance team performance at pep rally like good kids or we will cancel the next pep rally."
Next peprally, no one's in the gym except marching band and dance team (mandatory attendance).
"What the hell is going on?"
"The students are in the cafeteria. They said they'd rather have the peprally cancelled."
MFW
"I haven't had that shot."
"Well then you can't be here, you need to go home right now."
"But I can choose, that's my right."
"You gave up your rights coming through the front doors. You don't have rights here."
Why my faith was somewhat renewed:
Every year at the first pep-rally, the whole gym would chant "Go Home Freshman". It was tradition, initiation of sorts, and finally the magical fairy princessistration got so butt-hurt by it they banned us from saying it. Even after the Freshman said they didn't care and they felt welcome since they endured it. magical fairy princessistration goes Hitler and says "either you can sit down and be quiet and watch the dance team performance at pep rally like good kids or we will cancel the next pep rally."
Next peprally, no one's in the gym except marching band and dance team (mandatory attendance).
"What the hell is going on?"
"The students are in the cafeteria. They said they'd rather have the peprally cancelled."
MFW
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N. Korean citizen (01/23/2013) [-]
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