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User avatar #2 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
I have been chatting with two girls for a month now on FJ, one 12 years old, the other 14 years old. I am fucking pathetic, I can't even talk to girls my age.
What's wrong with me?
User avatar #112 to #2 - finishhimlarry (01/23/2013) [-]
lrn2socialize
#94 to #2 - mrdrpage (01/23/2013) [-]
Hey big boy. You didn't call me back. :(
Hey big boy. You didn't call me back. :(
#69 to #2 - kaboomz (01/23/2013) [-]
you know whats wrong with yourself
User avatar #67 to #2 - ihatejuice (01/23/2013) [-]
What, are you 10?
#56 to #2 - supo (01/23/2013) [-]
Don't worry, it are probably just guys pretending to be girls. If that makes you feel any better...
Don't worry, it are probably just guys pretending to be girls. If that makes you feel any better...
User avatar #57 to #56 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
Don't care, at least I have someone to talk to.
#43 to #2 - originalop (01/23/2013) [-]
oh hay shadow...
oh hay shadow...
#55 to #43 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
#118 to #55 - originalop (01/23/2013) [-]
Well.. I'm... uhmm
Well.. I'm... uhmm
#121 to #118 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
Love you too.
Love you too.
#128 to #126 - originalop (01/23/2013) [-]
so.. we fuckin tonite or what?
#130 to #128 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
Definitely.
Definitely.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - spjlapj (01/23/2013) [-]
is it me or does she look like one of the girls on teens react?
User avatar #46 to #44 - originalop (01/23/2013) [-]
now that you mention, kind of.. doubt it's her..
User avatar #47 to #46 - spjlapj (01/23/2013) [-]
looks alot like her to be honest :o
#48 to #47 - originalop (01/23/2013) [-]
it's her.... thanks
it's her.... thanks
User avatar #49 to #48 - spjlapj (01/23/2013) [-]
you must be a mind reader XD


#50 to #49 - originalop (01/23/2013) [-]
hfw she finds out
User avatar #73 to #50 - spjlapj (01/23/2013) [-]
my reaction


why do you want mine?
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#5 to #2 - imabser (01/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #42 to #5 - jirichi (01/23/2013) [-]
source for that?



...maybe?
User avatar #53 to #42 - pelwi (01/23/2013) [-]
Rebecca Linares
User avatar #7 to #5 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
How''s it going, sweet cake?
User avatar #9 to #7 - imabser (01/23/2013) [-]
Pretty good big penis man.

How are you doing?
#14 to #9 - HarvietheDinkle (01/23/2013) [-]
"big penis man"
User avatar #13 to #9 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
Better now that I have you.
User avatar #16 to #13 - imabser (01/23/2013) [-]
Lets be friends.
#19 to #16 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
Fuck you, I going to cry myself to sleep now.
Fuck you, I going to cry myself to sleep now.
#21 to #19 - imabser (01/23/2013) [-]
Don't do that. Come here.
#23 to #21 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
I forgive you.
I forgive you.
#25 to #23 - imabser (01/23/2013) [-]
Soooooo...circle jerk?
Soooooo...circle jerk?
#61 to #25 - spiritofvengeance (01/23/2013) [-]
And then right after the Sam-Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam fuckin' flat out bricks in Frodo's mouth!
And then right after the Sam-Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam fuckin' flat out bricks in Frodo's mouth!
#27 to #25 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
Sure, why not?
Sure, why not?
#29 to #27 - imabser (01/23/2013) [-]
Woops got some on your face bro.
Woops got some on your face bro.
#31 to #29 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
Alright, I'm going to sleep now.
Alright, I'm going to sleep now.
User avatar #35 to #31 - imabser (01/23/2013) [-]
Okay promise me you'll think about me.
User avatar #106 to #35 - deadmeme (01/23/2013) [-]
That was beautiful.
#41 to #35 - jakeduck (01/23/2013) [-]
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#45 to #41 - spjlapj (01/23/2013) [-]
this thread is now space
User avatar #4 to #2 - xXDerpOwlXx (01/23/2013) [-]
well, how old are you? my girlfriend is 14, i'm 16.
User avatar #6 to #4 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
Same as you.
User avatar #8 to #6 - xXDerpOwlXx (01/23/2013) [-]
see, its not bad, i'd just stay away from the 12 year old for a bit, wait til she;s a little older
User avatar #10 to #8 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
Actually the 14 year old already has a boyfriend.
User avatar #11 to #10 - xXDerpOwlXx (01/23/2013) [-]
so did the chick i'm dating, actually.
User avatar #12 to #11 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
Yeah but I'm not interested her.
User avatar #15 to #12 - xXDerpOwlXx (01/23/2013) [-]
well, who am i to judge? date the 12 year old.
User avatar #17 to #15 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
Even worse. Plus they live far away.
User avatar #18 to #17 - xXDerpOwlXx (01/23/2013) [-]
then if both are unacceptable why are you a) talking to them, or, b) complaining to us about it?
User avatar #20 to #18 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
A) They keeping talking to me.
B) Because you guys care.
User avatar #22 to #20 - xXDerpOwlXx (01/23/2013) [-]
well are you actually friends with them? or do they just bother you and/or generally want your dick? and we care a lot less than you might think.
User avatar #24 to #22 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
I'm not really sure. And I like to think that because it makes me feel better.
User avatar #26 to #24 - xXDerpOwlXx (01/23/2013) [-]
meh. go get stoned. that's how i got my girlfriend, i was high enough to kiss her and make a move on her even though she was dating a dude.
#65 to #26 - xnotcreative (01/23/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but you're absolute fucking garbage.

Better yet, scratch that, I'm Not sorry. To me, it sounds like you're actually proud of cheating. That's fucking disgusting, if some girl has a boyfriend, why not respect that and not be a desperate little douche?
User avatar #131 to #65 - xXDerpOwlXx (01/24/2013) [-]
he hit her. a lot.
User avatar #28 to #26 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
I'll just buy one online, that's easier.
User avatar #30 to #28 - xXDerpOwlXx (01/23/2013) [-]
unless you live in singapore, you can get enough pot to find yourself a girl. you can also smoke up chicks that have never gotten high, smoke with veteran weed girls, it opens you up to a bunch of girls, especially cos weed makes you horny.
User avatar #32 to #30 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
Yeahhh, I intend to stay off of drugs.
User avatar #34 to #32 - xXDerpOwlXx (01/23/2013) [-]
nah, i'm fucking with you. i can entirely respect that choice. its everyone's choice what they put in their bodies, but do you mind if i ask why you don't want to do any drugs?
User avatar #36 to #34 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
I don't know, just my moral.
User avatar #80 to #36 - dummerbaztard (01/23/2013) [-]
Is this some kind of therapy session here?
User avatar #120 to #80 - shadowfj (01/23/2013) [-]
I have no idea what I have caused.
User avatar #37 to #36 - xXDerpOwlXx (01/23/2013) [-]
fair enough man.
User avatar #33 to #32 - xXDerpOwlXx (01/23/2013) [-]
lol are you some sort of faggot? who the hell doesn't want to smoke some weed? i blaze fucking every day, i live for it.
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