When you rech 18

I read it as her saying happy birthday to the breakfast.

This is not one sentence to use punctuation, each person is saying a part.

Indeed, but in that case there should be punctuation at the end of "Happy Birthday."

The mum is saying Happy Birthday and the dad is saying Breakfast.

I thought their son's name was breakfast.

I thought they were saying Happy Birthday Breakfast at the same time

"Happy birthday" and "Breakfast" are said by two different people though

You are at least the third person to say that. I know, but there was no punctuation to show the end of "Happy Birthday". So it looks like they're saying "Happy Birthday Breakfast!" together.

It said there where no comments when i put it, i don't know what messed up, but feel like a bit of a dick now, my bad dude

Oh, it's cool. I'm sorry about that. I wasn't the guy who thumbed you down, just so you know. I have thumbed you back up to zero.

I read it as "Happy Birthday! Breakfast?"

sounds pretty hardcore

Did it scream

dick head.

My mother made me kill a rabbit with a hand-chop in the neck
while she killed another with a hammer. The one i killed didn't suffer at
least. It took her 10 minutes to smash the other rabbits skull and only
then it stopped screeching.

cool story bro

please do......

and post some pics while you're at it

And if you post pictures we will have a better view of your condition

If it was anything else but a Pony holding the condom, this roll would probably be thumbed up to oblivion...

Thats... surprisingly relevant.

Ah, cloppers. Giving a bad name to bronies everywhere.

I am actually mildly ashamed to be part of the fandom now.

Dads also like Jeff Foxworthy.

My chemistry class in a nutshell.

wait, that's not it?

Daddy's finally gonna teach you what that ball on a strap is for.

happy birthday
faggot

Ma seranas, faggot

You poor, poor child.

My childhood was over quite a while ago, no need for pity.

credit card, beer, concerts WHICH ARE 18+ WHICH IS BULLSHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE, car if ur not american

whats not to like

This happened to me too, Soon after I turned 18, My dad started walking around the house naked. Clearly he wanted me to move out

I'm turning 18 tomorrow, I will MAYBE go to college, don't know what the fuck do with my life, I play guitar but I suck at it, I'm fluent in eh 3 languages, (english, croatian/serbian/bosnian/hercegovian/kosovian[they're very similar], and german) I speak a lil bit hungarian, but enough showing off, I'd advice you to try programing, if you don't undersant it try playing an instrument or writing, or drawing and selling the pictures to a tattoo studio, my friend does it and he gets around 50$ per picture, do what you like but don't do it for free.

I'm fluent in spanish, english and portuguese and I know a bit of french, but anyways I'm seriously lost about what to do with myself. I'm from Spain, born in the Dominican Republic but living in Brazil (huehue) (weird mix of countries huh?) and my dream is to live in London (ever since I went there for vacations a couple of years ago), so if I can be there I really don't need to make alot of money I'll be happy with a place to sleep, food on my plate and a bit of extra cash to have a couple of drinks every other day and try to get laid.
My only prospect at the moment is the fact that my brother (24 yr old) is a movie screenplay writer living in Mexico right now and has been involved in a couple of movies already and seems to be looking up, we've talked about me joining hima nd helping him and stuff. Ofcourse working in movies would be fucking fantastic.

And anyways...happy birthday bro, good luck with your life, let's hope we both find our way.

I was born in Germany lived there until I was 3 years old, moved to Hungary lived there another three years and finally moved to Croatia where I started going to school and I still am.

Thanks amigo, best of luck to you too :)

I'm pretty sure that translators and the sort can get pretty good money.