Midget food. mm. Shaw ma I E I' m hiring midget for a party. Arty Idea what they Artis Ninja eat? thinking of maybe them cocktail miners and sliders, but I need
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Shaw ma I
E I' m hiring midget for a party. Arty Idea what they
Artis Ninja eat?
thinking of maybe them cocktail miners and sliders, but I need to know if
their is some special midget fund that ‘f[ Ill need ta feed them.
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Submitted: 01/22/2013
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#7 - happygrowman (01/23/2013) [-]
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#6 - professorballsack (01/23/2013) [-]
Try elven bread
#10 - zakvanloocke (01/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - freesixty (01/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Typically the don't eat much throughout their early lives. This malnourishment is what makes them so small. After puberty when they would stop growing anyway, midgets are free to eat anything they want. It is common for them to over indulge at this age to make up for their wasted childhood so be sure to provide plenty of full human sized food.
#13 - sexuality ONLINE (01/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only one wondering why in the fuck someone would hire a midget for a party?

Do they do tricks?

#17 - jaigurudevaom (01/23/2013) [-]
Give them a second breakfast
Give them a second breakfast
User avatar #15 - unicornmangina (01/23/2013) [-]
just dont feed them after midnight or let them touch water
#18 - jdonaldson (01/23/2013) [-]
Party Midget....
Party Midget....
#12 - padrerebelscumole (01/23/2013) [-]
is your joke still funny?
#20 - evilmonkeypl (01/23/2013) [-]
Sounds like something Karl Pilkington could have said.
User avatar #19 - lieutenantderp (01/23/2013) [-]
I think I may be retarded.

But since midgets are smaller and don't grow as much as average humans, do they still eat as much? Please don't kill me.
User avatar #14 - mettih (01/23/2013) [-]
So, soldierjlr, what do you eat?
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