Breadsticks

1.Have sex whit Bill Gates for 24h
2.Film 10 films with him.
3.Sell films for his wife.
4.???
5.Pay your way into bread stick heaven.

You can't really pay to have anyone you want. You can mostly pay for bitches.
And tell me how much money can you make in an entire lifetime off of Olive Garden breadsticks ? First of all, it's the product of some company and it's not really okay to sell them.
Second - you have infinite breadsticks, but at what rate do they magically appear ? And where ? Can you choose where ? If not, you are going to need a supply line - trucks getting these to your store. It requires some management skills (which not everybody is up to)
Seeing as they never get stale, it might raise a problem regarding health (just as McDonlads). You may get a shitload of inspections until they find out the source - where they magically appear.
Then, the government may move in on you (FBI, CIA) , study you, maybe keep you in for interrogations. You may never get to see the light of day until they get what they want. Then it becomes THEIR bread and you're left with nothing.

in the end you can get sex for money from everyone, you just have to be creative, like pay people to fire them or shit so theyre in a rough spot, then you make your move and make it so they only have one choice

Smells like Robbaz in here ...

Besides, a "Life Time Supply" does not equal an Endless Supply.

What if my life demands that much? Then it is.

I could choose either Breadsticks or Sex with Bill Gates and Breadsticks...

i am edible

But are you breadsticks?

But then the government would take you out for solving the world's problems. In case you didn't know, they don't have problems, we do.

Well, except for the part about selling them. Because they'd be unlimited, demand would drop, and with it, their value.

Economics 101.

demand wouldn't drop if you had a near monopoly on the source. Especially on disposable goods like food.

But monopolies are illegal. So you'd go to jail.

You wouldn't have an actual monopoly, you would only have a relative monopoly. There are plenty of places that sell breadsticks, and some that sell Olive Garden bread sticks, you would just have a way to mass produce them faster so you can sell for cheaper. Eventually they might run out of business, but you wouldn't go to jail for that. You can't even go to jail for monopolies at all, unless they were illegally obtained, you will just be prevented from acquiring other companies. Like Microsoft probably has enough money to buy out Apple, but they wouldn't be allowed to in order to promote free trade

Monopolies are illegal in certain parts of the world such as the US, so that's why you would move to another country and become the ruler of the land, then spread your power to other nations around the globe. Of course we all know that world peace can never be attained with the jews around.

And if you solve all the worlds problems, chances are you'll be getting all the sex you want for far more than 24 hours.

because you would ether need to be a female, have a pencil dick, or be into anal play

but I find an issue with your logic. It's impossible to sell the breadsticks, seeing as it is impossible to willingly release one from your hand.

damn I didn't even consider that

it's quite a perplexing conundrum

Also, there's no need of "total submission" when we talk about unexpected intercourse.

Nothing is impossible

Well, you could always stimulate your prostate with them.