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User avatar #21 - Cleavland Steamer (01/23/2013) [-]
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ******* big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchase in a range of ******* fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ******* junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, ******* your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ********* brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life...
User avatar #33 to #21 - dashdashdash (01/23/2013) [-]
K, Have fun!
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