STORY TIME MOTHER FUCKER. So I was in preschool doing preschool shit, when the teacher says: "It's time to do the hokey pokey!" So's I thought to my self: Hell yeah, bitch! I live for the hokey pokey! So we get into it, 20 kids shaking all around, it looked like a mother fucking earth quake! Then this asshole decides to trip me, and shit gets real. I get pissed and he acts all defensive and starts crying! I slapped his shit so hard I got time out for the rest of the day. Then the bitch ass teacher decides to do the hokey pokey after nap time, while I was still in time out! I was all like: You jive ass turkey! I should take you out and stick your head on a stake! I get real pissed, and 15 minutes before we leave I decide to do something about it. I stand the fuck up and start hokey pokeying my ass off, kicking, punching, and headbutting kids all over the fucking place. The teacher gets real mad and comes over to me and starts shaking her goddamn finger at me! I got so tired of her shit so I bite her finger. That's right, I bit her fucking finger and don't fucking let go. She go ape shit and starts screaming, all the kids start crying, they start throwing shit all over the place, it's like a toddler version of Saving Private Ryan! I finally let go of the teacherbitch's finger and she runs off. Mean while I get cornered by the the kid I got tripped by and his down syndrome cohort. You ever see the movie Daredevil? The super hero? You know when he fights Kinpin? It was nothing like that, I got my little 4 year old ass kicked. So all the parents come by and pick us up, and while I'm being carried out I see the teachcunt again. "That's him! That's the little devil that bit me!" I get pissed once more, and bare my teeth and growl as scary as I ever had before. I left with a smile on my face as I heard the cries of that teacher filled the hallway. I became lord of the Preschool then, my throne was usurped long after I left, but I forever known as Bitey the Courageous!