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1. It' s okay to drink alene.
2. Vodka can be mixed with anything. including were veins.
3. In wine there is wisdom; in beer there is strength, but whiskey is the
water of life.
4. Drunken wards are either thoughts; listen carefully.
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I If he/ she is still ugly after seven drinks, give up.
Beer island. Wine accompanists food. demand food,
an -annan bar is a dangerous game. Flagrant it.
Never turn dawn a has drink or complain about its quality er brand.
10. Aleays stick around for ens more drink. That' s when things happen.