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User avatar #103 - drunkasaurus (01/23/2013) [-]
Here's the secret: LIE ABOUT VOLUNTEERING. I didn't think this would work, but I was literally so fed up with getting interviews and hearing I needed more experience that I made up this completely over the top bullshit resume about how I'd been working at a soup kitchen every weekend since I was 10 and then teaching computer courses to students of the English as a second language program at my family's church (my family doesn't even go to church), and then used my friends phone numbers as a reference. I told some sob stories during my job interview and I kid you not, got a call the same day saying I was hired and could I come in tomorrow.
User avatar #104 to #103 - drunkasaurus (01/23/2013) [-]
Also, if you're a moralfag this advice should read as: volunteer in your community for job experience! Everyone else: you know what to do.
User avatar #108 to #104 - drunkasaurus (01/23/2013) [-]
fj has more morality than I was aware of...
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