Stopped Short. No O.C. for you.. So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and
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Stopped Short

So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me
Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency
brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying
forwards She looked at me and told me she ’ t believe that my first
thought would he to save her. I didn' t have the heart to tell her that, as a
pizza delivery driver, I have developed a reflex action to stop the pizzas
flying off the seat whenever I emergency brake.
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Submitted: 01/21/2013
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User avatar #1 - drewdizzle (01/21/2013) [-]
Or more likely he was just trying to grab some tits before he died.
#13 - paintedxxxgoddess (01/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #2 - slaykingftw (01/22/2013) [-]
i hope you got laid off of this
User avatar #22 - senseofpurpose (01/22/2013) [-]
lol, cut the crap. you just wanted to grab dem boobs
#26 - dickbuttius (01/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sounds a lot like the car backfiring scene from Friends.
#39 - desacabose ONLINE (01/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I want this to be the start of a porno
User avatar #14 - TheHutchie (01/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Was tempted to thumb this up purely because "best friend" was not written as one word.

Getting real sick of that **** .
User avatar #30 - teoferrazzi (01/22/2013) [-]
that actually sounds plausible.. finally some relatable comic.
I'm sick of jokes with unrealistic premises.
thank you FJ for restoring my faith in FJ temporarily
User avatar #50 - happygrowman (01/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)

my joke was aweful but im posting it anyway, so i can laugh at my own post when i come back to this after im done browsing front page.
User avatar #10 - happypancake (01/22/2013) [-]
Just like when Joey saved his sandwich, and Ross thought he was saving him.
#11 - schmuckk (01/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Stop short
User avatar #24 - blacktomcruise (01/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
hitting the e brake when you're driving on ice is one of the worse things you can do
User avatar #20 - emmyizme (01/22/2013) [-]
HA! I've done that. I still reflexively grab anything in the passenger seat when I brake quickly. And I haven't delivered pizza in years!
#4 - theXsjados (01/22/2013) [+] (14 replies)
How often can a pizza delivery person possibly have the need to deploy the E-brake?
User avatar #12 to #5 - masterfluffydubs (01/22/2013) [-]
not sure why you were thumbed down.
User avatar #58 - redclover (01/22/2013) [-]
I thought it would end
"I didn't have the heart to tell her that I just wanted to touch her boobs before I died."
User avatar #17 - Mawxter (01/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He may have just made the first step to breaking out of the friend zone.
User avatar #23 to #17 - senseofpurpose (01/22/2013) [-]
who gives a flipping **** , stick your friendzone **** up your ass
User avatar #40 - edurodgermartinez (01/22/2013) [-]
I thought it was going to be a feels or a friendzone post at the start, oh well...
#56 - deluxedaddyrg (01/22/2013) [-]
STOPPED SHORT?!?! You son of a bitch, you STOLE my move!
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