Or you're just really alpha. . EH]? Elm SAT ON MINER! THAT MEANS YOU' RE GAY. >be me at 16 in highschool >friend is having a bonfire at his house and i catch a ride their in a buds truck >he tells me that he has to get a few peop
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Or you're just really alpha

EH]? Elm SAT ON
MINER!
THAT MEANS
YOU' RE GAY
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Submitted: 01/21/2013
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#1 - mattdoggy (01/22/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>be me at 16 in highschool
>friend is having a bonfire at his house and i catch a ride their in a buds truck
>he tells me that he has to get a few people along the way and i think nothing of it, he's got 3 free seats in the back
>we get there and i see 4 hulking linemen outside. fml.jpg
>they sit in the three seats and one lays across their laps
>"well where am i suppose to sit"
>i look over to see a cute lil 8/10 blonde angel
>before i can even think my friend yells out, "we don't have time, just hop on derps lap"
>she refuses at first saying that seems a little inappropriate but she is late so she slides onto my lap
>in a voice sweeter than a harp she gently spoke "hey my names derpina, i hope you don't mind"
>"n...not at all i'm sure. Names derp, and it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance miss derpina"
>idk why but i get to using proper old english when i'm nervous
>we made small chat along the way, with me scoring several points by complementing her lovely eyes, hair, and scent along the way
>she grew more and more relaxed with each compliment i drove home.
>"hang on tight guys its a bumpy road up ahead" said friend
>"ill just scoot a little bit closer and you put your hands around me here derp ok"
>sothisishowitends.gif popping a boner against such an angel
>we go on a ride bumpier than an angry bull trying to stomp ants in an earth quake
>i muster all my courage and fortitude not to boner her
>sure enough i made it
>by the nine i am safe.
>we get out and she runs to the bonfire but not before telling me to find her when i'm done helping set up
>i felt like James Bond with my master of self control and ability to get the ladies
User avatar #15 - naruske (01/22/2013) [-]
**** where is the original for "You're gay".
#9 - mr skeltal (01/22/2013) [-]
he just dosen't rack disiprin
User avatar #5 - monkeysniper ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
or have expert level control
#10 - syddi (01/22/2013) [-]
how is it gay ? it's normal not to have a boner when you have a normal sexual life ...
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