Or you're just really alpha. . EH]? Elm SAT ON MINER! THAT MEANS YOU' RE GAY. >be me at 16 in highschool >friend is having a bonfire at his house and i catch a ride their in a buds truck >he tells me that he has to get a few peop Or you're just really alpha EH]? Elm SAT ON MINER! THAT MEANS YOU' RE GAY >be me at 16 in highschool >friend is having a bonfire his house and i catch ride their buds truck >he tells that he has to get few peop
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#1 - mattdoggy
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(01/22/2013) [-]
>be me at 16 in highschool
>friend is having a bonfire at his house and i catch a ride their in a buds truck
>he tells me that he has to get a few people along the way and i think nothing of it, he's got 3 free seats in the back
>we get there and i see 4 hulking linemen outside. fml.jpg
>they sit in the three seats and one lays across their laps
>"well where am i suppose to sit"
>i look over to see a cute lil 8/10 blonde angel
>before i can even think my friend yells out, "we don't have time, just hop on derps lap"
>she refuses at first saying that seems a little inappropriate but she is late so she slides onto my lap
>in a voice sweeter than a harp she gently spoke "hey my names derpina, i hope you don't mind"
>"n...not at all i'm sure. Names derp, and it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance miss derpina"
>idk why but i get to using proper old english when i'm nervous
>we made small chat along the way, with me scoring several points by complementing her lovely eyes, hair, and scent along the way
>she grew more and more relaxed with each compliment i drove home.
>"hang on tight guys its a bumpy road up ahead" said friend
>"ill just scoot a little bit closer and you put your hands around me here derp ok"
>sothisishowitends.gif popping a boner against such an angel
>we go on a ride bumpier than an angry bull trying to stomp ants in an earth quake
>i muster all my courage and fortitude not to boner her
>sure enough i made it
>by the nine i am safe.
>we get out and she runs to the bonfire but not before telling me to find her when i'm done helping set up
>i felt like James Bond with my master of self control and ability to get the ladies
#2 to #1 - mattdoggy
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(01/22/2013) [-]
>later on i decide to go meet up with her around the fire
>she is all over me like i am a jungle gym
>i'mokwiththis.mov
>we hang out the whole time and never leave each others side
>instantly we spark it off and she even asks for my jacket
>she wants the D
>as if things couldn't get any better my friends parents see me with her and invite both of us to stay the night along with some other people
>yesyesyes.gif
>we go sit in the living room with the big TV and put on some movies with everyone else
>over time everyone goes off to bed or goes home eventually leaving just me and her
>she lays down with me and clings tight to me under the covers not even watching the movie
>"i just feel so warm and safe with you derp"
>she wants NEEDS the D
>i do the zombie land style hair behind the ear brush and am about to go in for the kiss
>"if i didn't know you were gay i'd think you were about to kiss me"
>huehuehue...wait wut?
>what makes you think that?
>"you were so comfortable around me, complimented me and were such a sweety the whole night, you didn't try anything or even get a hardon on the ride over, i just knew you were gay the whole time"
>i try to correct her but she insists that i'm just trying to hide my secret
>.......y............yea....I'm gay alright.............
>she falls asleep in my lap and i stay awake till dawn
>praisethesun.jpg
>we became good buds and i told her i just had to leave early was all
>ive even corrected her about the gay thing, but i'll never get that night back
>how i still feel think about it to this day....if only i'd gotten a boner
#6 to #2 - augustusxxiv
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(01/22/2013) [-]
That ending
That ending
#4 to #2 - hirollin
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#13 to #2 - codyxvasco
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(01/22/2013) [-]
I can't.
I can't.
#7 to #2 - facedodge
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(01/22/2013) [-]
gay-Zoned... epic beta
#16 to #2 - helldog
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(01/22/2013) [-]
i dont even...
#12 to #2 - catfoodxoxo
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(01/22/2013) [-]
<-- What you should've done when she told you she thought you were gay.
<-- What you should've done when she told you she thought you were gay.
#11 to #2 - gothdino
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(01/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #15 - naruske
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(01/22/2013) [-]
**** where is the original for "You're gay".
#9 - anon id: 8f52b0d2
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(01/22/2013) [-]
he just dosen't rack disiprin
User avatar #5 - monkeysniper
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(01/22/2013) [-]
or have expert level control
#10 - syddi
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(01/22/2013) [-]
how is it gay ? it's normal not to have a boner when you have a normal sexual life ...