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#92 - megablunt (01/22/2013) [-]
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
User avatar #96 to #92 - grovylethewhite (01/22/2013) [-]
go back to loompa land you orange prick
User avatar #95 to #92 - sirrelevant (01/22/2013) [-]
This isn't even slightly funny on 4chan anymore, go **** a landmine.
#94 to #92 - NaiveNinja (01/22/2013) [-]
Dude, I get plenty of pussy.
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