Bad CPU. By Dorkly: www.dorkly.com/comic/30325/assassins-creed-guard-shapes-up. WE' . REPORTE Ed itr, WE' RE GOING s To RUN A FEW DRILLS. uh I. The answer isn't two! It's four! See what no one else sees! Look beyond the fingers!
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Bad CPU

WE' . REPORTE Ed
itr, WE' RE GOING
s To RUN A FEW DRILLS.
uh I
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Submitted: 01/21/2013
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#60 - jokervsbatsy (01/22/2013) [-]
...probably just the wind
...probably just the wind
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#58 - masterfluffydubs has deleted their comment [-]
#57 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
You know when a guard is retarded when a guy from red team comes telling there's an intruder and he still doesn't get it.
#55 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 292**
#56 to #55 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 119**
User avatar #54 - zeked (01/22/2013) [-]
**zeked rolls 1,919**
#52 - cocopopsonfire (01/22/2013) [-]
i was kinda expecting something to do with these
#39 - pedodelphia (01/22/2013) [-]
**pedodelphia rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at Sloths ** it is intentonal to make the player feel "smart"
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#29 - manythingstodohere (01/22/2013) [-]
CPU?
CPU?
User avatar #37 to #29 - mmajunkie (01/22/2013) [-]
Computer-Played unit
#44 to #37 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
aren't they normally referred to as npc's?
User avatar #51 to #44 - mmajunkie (01/22/2013) [-]
twas' a joke...
#26 - futtef ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
That's what a real guard looks like. He taunts you and ***** on your head but he never lets you in.
#33 to #26 - cometfire (01/22/2013) [-]
That's how my virus-ware works.

I like to imagine my firewall is the castle, and my program is he that taunts and throws livestock at the attempted invaders.
User avatar #22 - darthblam ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the AI in Skyrim
Kill a guy with an arrow in stealth. Wait to become hidden again "Huh, I guess it was just my imagination."

... It made me name my bow "Just My Imagination."
#32 to #22 - patmccrow (01/22/2013) [-]
I was in Ivarsted, in the tavern when I saw this guy who pissed me off. So I took out my bow, he then looked at me and said "Make it quick." I then shot him in the face... At which point he just took another bite of bread and calmly said "Yes?" I could not stop laughing at the huge ass arrow in his eyebrow, that he couldn't care less about...
#40 to #32 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
Oh jen the use your name cause 2day EVERYONE WILL SEE ALL YOUE IDS & PICTURE THRU SPIDERS/ WHOSE/ GUESS/ LIKE CLOTHES SHOPPING/ ALL MEME MS / I GUTS VISITING 2DO$$$ TAMPONS/IPADS ~LOVE LIFE- U LOVE 2 TORTURE/ POISON WITH YOUR SISTER & FAMILY? WATCHERS SAY YES/ ALTHOUGH DIAMONDS THEY WANT- USE ME- TAVERN IS NEWTOWN ~ U WERE ALSO CAUGHT ~ SURPRISE! $$$$$ IH YEA ************* $$$$$$$$ ~~ DO I GET TO BABYSIT?
User avatar #21 - IAmManbearpig ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Op, I believe the term you're looking for in the title is AI, not CPU.
User avatar #10 - tigerstyle (01/22/2013) [-]
Assassin's Creed
User avatar #20 to #10 - thegrayknights (01/22/2013) [-]
Thanks tips.
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User avatar #8 - Hammyqweasd (01/22/2013) [-]
Sam Fisher: *Shoots 10 lights out*

Gaurds: Probably just a train.

No train tracks for miles.
#7 - allion (01/22/2013) [-]
oddly related
#47 to #7 - vingorat (01/22/2013) [-]
Alright lets all be adults here...
#42 to #7 - ttonyn (01/22/2013) [-]
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#23 to #7 - terrorrizor (01/22/2013) [-]
Doesn't he just make software though?
User avatar #6 - happygrowman (01/22/2013) [-]
dont make me get the donkey....
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#59 to #4 - masterfluffydubs (01/22/2013) [-]
**masterfluffydubs rolls 96**
#34 to #31 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
STOP ******* POSTING THIS PICTURE CRUISE GIVES CANCER TO EVERYONE
User avatar #45 to #34 - admiralen (01/22/2013) [-]
so does anon
#3 - sweateagle (01/22/2013) [-]
The answer isn't two! It's four! See what no one else sees! Look beyond the fingers!
#43 to #3 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
"There... are... FOUR LIGHTS!"

ᶜᵃʳᵈᵃˢˢᶦᵃᶰ ˢᶜᵘᵐ
#28 to #3 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who thought that this movie was a giant load of **** ?

I mean, the whole moral is good and all, but it makes up so much about the real doctor the movie is based on, even changing the gender of the friend of his that died.
In the end it's just another goofy Robin Williams movie with a "Sad" twist.

I am prepared for your rage, as most people are too easily swayed and believe that "Based on a true story" means: "Totally ******* real."
User avatar #46 to #28 - admiralen (01/22/2013) [-]
>implying anon would recieve rage lol
#27 to #3 - funnyjunkyeahyeah (01/22/2013) [-]
You know, my parents watched that movie when I was very young, too young to really understand much of anything, but that very seen was always very prominent in my memory.
User avatar #15 to #3 - torexofthenight (01/22/2013) [-]
What's that from?
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User avatar #16 to #15 - bokkos (01/22/2013) [-]
Patch Adams. Prepare your ************* feels for impact.
User avatar #17 to #16 - torexofthenight (01/22/2013) [-]
I'm already experiencing them....one of the last conversations I had with a friend before he was killed was about that movie. He told me I really needed to watch it....Wow...
#19 to #17 - bokkos (01/22/2013) [-]
That's too bad man, my sympathies
#5 to #3 - coldcanada (01/22/2013) [-]
So many feels....
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