Vegan Bacon

vegans piss me off, this obnoxious vegan wearing fucking hemp EVERYTHING came into the restaurant where i work which has nothing vegan friendly. he gets all pissy when he realizes we have nothing vegan friendly and continues to flash his veganism all over the place and even says "I've never had meat in my entire life."

not usually quick on the retort, I actually had a quick come back with "Well, is your mom a vegan?"

vegan douche "No."

me "Ok, and were you breast fed?

vegan douche "Not that its your business yea."

me "Then you have had meat at some point through your mother."

the icing on the cake? His non vegan gf said "Ooooohh buuurnn"

thanx granny :D

You poor poor men

I am a woman good sir, but your bro hug is much appreciated. I can eat small amounts of some meat, if you take any solace in that.

hue

You just made me feel so terrible about how much I take meat for granted.

I'm sorry.

As do I :(

How do you get Protein and Iron?


Can you eat Fish?
Dairy?
Eggs?

Yes , I can eat fish, dairy and eggs. Most of the dieting is run by my parents. But it seems that meat in large amounts causes nausea. *shrugy shrug*

Because I ask a question I am dumb..... jeez isn't anyone friendly?

hihowareya

Life is so tough, right? You whiny cunt. Go shove asprin pills in your anus, tense your colon until they burst, and then slowly die from asprin poisoning, you bastard.

I didn't mean to offend friend. I was referring to my lack of knowledge on the subject.

dude.. not trying to be 'that guy', but protein is in pretty much everything we eat.. just in lower quantities, which is good, because the human body doesn't need the amount we consume..

also, iron is found in many fruits and vegetables..

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You're damn right, thanks to this man.

Probably. I never played the game, and I don't remember where I heard the joke.

Fuck all y'all who didn't thumb this up, that shit was hilarious.

**enjee rolled a random image posted in comment #304121 at Video Games Board **
his glasses

You arse.

ohh god the relevance :D

**Dwarf rolled user pinkandwhite ** As relevant as rolling a Simpsons character.

OH THE RELEVANCE

Dat sergal.

A shot gun with a bayonet, that is awesome.

Did he just put a Duracell into that shotgun?

i remember this from FJ somewhere.... it hat a tophat i think

Freegans*

That's not the point though

Start watching Parks and Rec Thursdays after the office