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User avatar #15 - captainfuckitall
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(01/22/2013) [-]
If I was allergic to peanuts and he started whipping them at me, I would freak out and pretend to choke or some stupid crap (he's 6, he's not gonna know), and keel over and pretend I'm dying. His mom would freak the hell out and he would start balling his eyes out like the little pussy he is and I would be taken to the hospital and he would live with the thought he killed me for a few hours until I came back and told them I'm fine and was just playing a cruel joke

That'll teach the little **** for trying to kill me.