This is why i dont game with 6 year olds

WHY ARE COUSINS SUCH DICKS?

playing pikmin 2 and trying to fix my new camera for school trip

cousin and aunt staying and he complains cause i have my playstation put away and he can't play it

starts dicking around on my Wot file

so close to having maus bought

clicks on tech tree things

wastes xp on useless upgrades, rage and call him an annoying cunt

starts crying like a bitch and trys to flip wii over

slips and bangs his head off corner of the shelf

runs and tells aunt (who procedes to come in and bitch at me

check web cam: recording, replay the video and prove i dident do it

she dosent do shit and trys to get me in trouble for calling him a cunt

mom and aunt start to argue that my cousin was to blame or not

peanuts, not even once

wow, she didnt know her own nephew was allergic to peanuts?
what a shitty aunt

Yeah that'd be fun, to be six years old and have your teen/adult cousin whup your ass relentlessly at FIFA, at your house, with your controller, and talk to your mom like a smug little shit.

I was once playing Call of Duty at my friends house (Call of Duty game were the only ones he had, a LITTLE BIT of a big fan) And I had never played them before. I ended up doing pretty bad, like a 2 kill 8 death ratio, and that made my friend CRY, tears streaming out of his eyes, and he made me leave.

Oh fuck, repost, but it always makes me laugh so hard because this happened to me

My 8 year old nephew beat me at black ops 2 a little while ago (he was using target finder and camping) now he keeps talking to me like I'm his bitch, how hard can you hit a small arrogant child ?

here you have, honey

Kicking three field goals is nothing to be proud about

My friend is so allergic to peanuts that if they even touch her skin, or if someone who's touched them recently touches her, she breaks out in hives.

If you're playing madden or American football and not fifa, you have to be the biggest wimp to kick 3 field goals.

If I was allergic to peanuts and he started whipping them at me, I would freak out and pretend to choke or some stupid crap (he's 6, he's not gonna know), and keel over and pretend I'm dying. His mom would freak the hell out and he would start balling his eyes out like the little pussy he is and I would be taken to the hospital and he would live with the thought he killed me for a few hours until I came back and told them I'm fine and was just playing a cruel joke

That'll teach the little shit for trying to kill me.

That little bastard